I have 8 bosses, Bob.

ToddHileHoffer

Fratttaro, I don't think you got a copy of the lastest memo. You see, we're using WCF and LINQ for data access. We are also making Silver Light versions of our web pages. You also need to use CAML to put your data in sharepoint. And you'll need to make a sharepoint web part so that the grid can be put in sharepoint. Also, Reports and data export are necessary, so you'll need to become proficient with SSRS and SSIS. It is also a requirement that every web page has regular expressions for validation. Didn't you get that memo?

I didn't get any requirements for the signature

Brady Kelly

Web + "HTML Application" = absurd. Of course your need a UI, but our web application, using extJS, renders UI elements straight into the DOM, cutting most of our HTML code down to a few tags to include the frame work. If I define a form panel 'item' as <pre> { xtype : 'textfield', fieldLabel : 'Client Surname', name : 'surname' } </pre> I see a neat label and textbox, that knows if its been changed, and automatically reads and writes from and to the 'surname' field in it's data store. No HTML until the DOM spits it out on the 'other side'. <div style="display:none;" class="CPhogPost"></div> <div class="ForumSig"></div>

frattaro

haha, nice, i completely forgot about the nightmare that is regex

realJSOP

On 12/21/2012, it will all be moot anyway.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Jim Crafton

Well what I'm really whining about is trying to write network apps on top of a protocol that was never ever designed for it. What needs to happen is HTTP 2.0, but that's about as likely as cats making love to dogs.

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realJSOP

XML (and all its bastard variants) is a markup specification. It's not a language. ASP.Net is a collection of technologies ("classic" ASP wasn't a language either) that serves as a vehicle for allowing web pages utilize Microsoft proprietary scripting languages. CSS can't be considered a language because it has no control functionality. Declarative programming is akin to vocalized grunts that serve no specific purpose.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Christian Graus

All of those, if they count as languages, XML sure doesn't. Plus C++, and Objective C. And if XML counts, I guess XAML does, too.

Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

realJSOP

frattaro wrote:

Give me a break.

I've been bugging the site admin to put up further notices at the top of the Lounge that clearly state that nobody gets any slack - ever.

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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Tomz_KV

Structured Query Language. Depending where it is used. It could mean a database server.

TOMZ_KV

Tomz_KV

Need to add ajax, flash and silver light.

TOMZ_KV

Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

I am just giving you a hard time John because I know you can be riled up.

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realJSOP

I'm not riled. :)

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GibbleCH

What do you think this website is? It's a web application.

PIEBALDconsult

How else would you ensure that the peg stays in the hole?

PIEBALDconsult

Oooohhh, now there's an image. :cool:

Dan Neely

Someone I went to HS with had a dog that did that to cats. His 2(?) year old brother took a picture and wanted to know what they were doing... :omg:

Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

led mike

Jim Crafton wrote:

Web + application = absurd.

Did you typo that? Isn't it Web + Applicaton = AJAX Look what formula is in your future. Buzz words + hype = cloud computing ;)

led mike

frattaro wrote:

Give me a break.

Ok. Post your address and we can send you some cheese to go with that whine.

Jim Crafton

I hope his parents never mentioned the birds and the bees - I can only imagine the confusion that poor kid would have had. Bids and Bees, Cats and Dogs, how the hell did I get here?!

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Jim Crafton

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

Declarative programming is akin to vocalized grunts that serve no specific purpose.

Finally a user friendly explanation for XAML!

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