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Man-Bear-Pig 'Flu? [modified]

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  • D Dalek Dave

    Tesco's were having a sale.

    ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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    Henry Minute
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    Contact the Israeli and Mexican Embassies at once. Problem solved! It's Tesco 'Flu. Jack Cohen will be turning in his grave. :laugh: :laugh:

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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    • H Henry Minute

      I can't tell you. What's more it has been so long since we were allowed to mention it, that no-one can even remember what it looks like.

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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      Super Lloyd
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      OMG! :-D

      A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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      • P PompeyBoy

        Thought all this had stopped but its obviously bac on

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        We were going to give it the chop, but...

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        • D Dalek Dave

          See Here[^] Israel has concerns over swine 'flu. Get a Grip!

          ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

          modified on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:35 AM

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          Steve McLenithan
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          Someone alert Al Gore! :laugh:

          // Steve McLenithan

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          • H hairy_hats

            Don't hog the forum.

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            Henry Minute
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            I like your styel. :-O

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            • H hairy_hats

              We were going to give it the chop, but...

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              Henry Minute
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              Tusk, tusk!

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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              • H hairy_hats

                We were going to give it the chop, but...

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                Dalek Dave
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                I am STYmied for a response and that makes me disGRUNTled!

                ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  I am STYmied for a response and that makes me disGRUNTled!

                  ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  The two pigs that escaped when being sent to the abatoire and were on the run for a week?

                  ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                  • S Steve McLenithan

                    Someone alert Al Gore! :laugh:

                    // Steve McLenithan

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Are you being totally serial about this?

                    ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Are you being totally serial about this?

                      ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                      Steve McLenithan
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                      Super serial.

                      // Steve McLenithan

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                      • S Super Lloyd

                        Er... what is this animal that shall not be named?

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Super Lloyd wrote:

                        what is this animal that shall not be named?

                        Lord Voldemorts pet, obviously.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          See Here[^] Israel has concerns over swine 'flu. Get a Grip!

                          ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

                          modified on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:35 AM

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                          Tomz_KV
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                          May consider pig flu, hog flu...

                          TOMZ_KV

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                          • R R Giskard Reventlov

                            Hey, none of my slaves have ever complained. Besides isn't 'Mexican Flu' somewhat more romantic and glamorous than 'Swine Flu'? I'd much rather come down with an exotic sounding flu than the more pedestrian 'Swine Flu'. Just a thought. In any case and, as I previously droned on about, this would not be the first time a name was changed for no good reason; take 'Freedom Fries' for 'French Fries'.

                            me, me, me

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                            digital man wrote:

                            'Mexican Flu' somewhat more romantic and glamorous than 'Swine Flu'?

                            Mexican...glamorous? :confused:

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