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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    benjymous wrote:

    Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

    ftfy


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

    Cats teenagers are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

    IFYPFY

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • B benjymous

      Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

      Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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      1 21 Gigawatts
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      benjymous wrote:

      Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

      :)

      "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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        benjymous wrote:

        Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

        :)

        "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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        LittleYellowBird
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        1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

        Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

        Miaow! :-D

        Ali

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          benjymous wrote:

          Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

          ftfy


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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          Pete OHanlon
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          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

          Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them when you run them over[^] ftfy

          ftfy - and apologies to the fluffy tigress; she does not make pathetic noises and I have no intention of running her over.

          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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          • 1 1 21 Gigawatts

            benjymous wrote:

            Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

            :)

            "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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            Pete OHanlon
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            That's not fair, and not true. I normally find that I have to make pathetic noises to get what I want. Then again, I am married.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            • B benjymous

              Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

              Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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              Dan_Martin
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              They don't like being poked with sticks either. http://www.zee.me/blog/2009/07/never-poke-a-wild-animal-with-a-stick/[^]

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                That's not fair, and not true. I normally find that I have to make pathetic noises to get what I want. Then again, I am married.

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                LittleYellowBird
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                I see your missus has you well trained! Good girl! :thumbsup: ;P

                Ali

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                • B benjymous

                  Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

                  Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                  Michael Bookatz
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                  That's why I'd never get a cat

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                  • L LittleYellowBird

                    I see your missus has you well trained! Good girl! :thumbsup: ;P

                    Ali

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      benjymous wrote:

                      Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

                      :)

                      "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                      *Tigress purr/growl*

                      Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                        LittleYellowBird
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                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        It never pays to upset a woman

                        FTFY :-D

                        Ali

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                          ftfy I would never knowingly upset Mrs Wife. I work on the following points: 0. She sleeps next to me. 1. She wakes up before me. 2. She has access to the kitchen knives.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                            It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                            It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                            Never mind the punching part, the way (my wife at least) can look at a brick will make it disintegrate. Punching would be on the same level as a Chuck Norris roundhouse.

                            If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                              It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                              ftfy I would never knowingly upset Mrs Wife. I work on the following points: 0. She sleeps next to me. 1. She wakes up before me. 2. She has access to the kitchen knives.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                              LittleYellowBird
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                              Just wanted to say, "morning old timer!" :-D

                              Ali

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                                LittleYellowBird
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                                Puurrrrrrrfect! :-D

                                Ali

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                                  *Tigress purr/growl*

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  Your icon really does look like a Roman senator now.

                                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                  • L LittleYellowBird

                                    Just wanted to say, "morning old timer!" :-D

                                    Ali

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    I'm not old. Yet.


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                    • B benjymous

                                      Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

                                      Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                                      StM0n
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                                      dogs have owners cats have servants

                                      (yes|no|maybe)*

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                                        dogs have owners cats have servants

                                        (yes|no|maybe)*

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                                        Gary Wheeler
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                                        s_mon wrote:

                                        cats have servants

                                        Cats have clients.

                                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                                          s_mon wrote:

                                          cats have servants

                                          Cats have clients.

                                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                                          StM0n
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                                          imho they rather demand than offer ;)

                                          (yes|no|maybe)*

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