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    benjymous wrote:

    Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

    :)

    "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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    LittleYellowBird
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    1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

    Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

    Miaow! :-D

    Ali

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      benjymous wrote:

      Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

      ftfy


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

      Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them when you run them over[^] ftfy

      ftfy - and apologies to the fluffy tigress; she does not make pathetic noises and I have no intention of running her over.

      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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      • 1 1 21 Gigawatts

        benjymous wrote:

        Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

        :)

        "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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        Pete OHanlon
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        That's not fair, and not true. I normally find that I have to make pathetic noises to get what I want. Then again, I am married.

        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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        • B benjymous

          Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

          Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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          Dan_Martin
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          They don't like being poked with sticks either. http://www.zee.me/blog/2009/07/never-poke-a-wild-animal-with-a-stick/[^]

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            That's not fair, and not true. I normally find that I have to make pathetic noises to get what I want. Then again, I am married.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            LittleYellowBird
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            I see your missus has you well trained! Good girl! :thumbsup: ;P

            Ali

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              Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

              Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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              Michael Bookatz
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              That's why I'd never get a cat

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              • L LittleYellowBird

                I see your missus has you well trained! Good girl! :thumbsup: ;P

                Ali

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                Pete OHanlon
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                It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                  benjymous wrote:

                  Cats Women are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^] get what they want

                  :)

                  "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                  Lost User
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                  *Tigress purr/growl*

                  Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                    LittleYellowBird
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                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                    It never pays to upset a woman

                    FTFY :-D

                    Ali

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                      It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                      ftfy I would never knowingly upset Mrs Wife. I work on the following points: 0. She sleeps next to me. 1. She wakes up before me. 2. She has access to the kitchen knives.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                        Never mind the punching part, the way (my wife at least) can look at a brick will make it disintegrate. Punching would be on the same level as a Chuck Norris roundhouse.

                        If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          It never pays to upset a woman who can punch through a brick.

                          ftfy I would never knowingly upset Mrs Wife. I work on the following points: 0. She sleeps next to me. 1. She wakes up before me. 2. She has access to the kitchen knives.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                          LittleYellowBird
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                          Just wanted to say, "morning old timer!" :-D

                          Ali

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                            *Tigress purr/growl*

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                            LittleYellowBird
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                            Puurrrrrrrfect! :-D

                            Ali

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                              *Tigress purr/growl*

                              Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              Your icon really does look like a Roman senator now.

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                Just wanted to say, "morning old timer!" :-D

                                Ali

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                I'm not old. Yet.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                  Cats are manipulative, and make pathetic noises to make us feed them[^]

                                  Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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                                  StM0n
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                                  dogs have owners cats have servants

                                  (yes|no|maybe)*

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                                    dogs have owners cats have servants

                                    (yes|no|maybe)*

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                                    Gary Wheeler
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                                    s_mon wrote:

                                    cats have servants

                                    Cats have clients.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                      s_mon wrote:

                                      cats have servants

                                      Cats have clients.

                                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                                      StM0n
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                                      imho they rather demand than offer ;)

                                      (yes|no|maybe)*

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                                        imho they rather demand than offer ;)

                                        (yes|no|maybe)*

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                                        Gary Wheeler
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                                        My point was that you pay for the privilege, rather than the cat paying you (which might be the case, if you're their servant). Now, if you had used the term 'slave', it would have worked :-D.

                                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                                          My point was that you pay for the privilege, rather than the cat paying you (which might be the case, if you're their servant). Now, if you had used the term 'slave', it would have worked :-D.

                                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                                          StM0n
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                                          damn... point taken ;)

                                          (yes|no|maybe)*

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