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Arun Jacob

I didn't see much JOTD today. So here is my ever first JOTD for Lounge.Don't kick me :rolleyes: A man joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Man : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. [UPDATE] :~ First and Last JOTD X|

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modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM

Lost User · modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM

Repost (and a kicking)

Media2r · modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM

Ommigod. Better cling onto that day job like your life depended on it. //L

Rajesh R Subramanian · modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM

Arun Jacob wrote:

So here is my ever first JOTD for Lounge.Don't kick me

*KICK*

It's time for a new sig. Seriously.

CPallini · modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM

Please go back reordering keys. :)

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Lost User · modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM

A man who worked as a chef got fired for stealing kitchen utensils. He took too many whisks.

Arun Jacob

Repost? :omg:

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Henry Minute

I know that man. It was Raymond Blancmange, the infamous milk-pudding chef.

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Tomz_KV · modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM

Have you ever wondered why keys are not alphabetical?

TOMZ_KV

Lost User

Yes its the third best joke[^] apparently

Arun Jacob

Definitely I won't post If I saw that :doh:

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Lost User

There is no reason to be like that. If you come across a joke that makes you laugh then please share it with the rest of us, dont worry about the downvotes, I sometimes post jokes knowing they are going to be downvoted, please see my post below about the chef. :)

Mechanical · modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM

In one of my previous jobs, one day I was assigned an old project, dozens of C files. I typed furiously all day. All I did was move

if (...){

to

if (...)
{

NULL

Dalek Dave

To slow the typists down. Back when typewriters were manual, fast typists would jam the keys.

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

Arun Jacob

:doh: I think you misunderstood. I don't have any hard feelings as I enjoy this Lounge and like the guys here. But thanks for the post:thumbsup:

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Tomz_KV

Interesting enough that people like the "wrong keyboard" but do not want a new design.

TOMZ_KV

Arun Jacob

Ctrl+K, D not there :laugh:

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Smithers Jones · modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM

Arun Jacob wrote:

First and Last JOTD

I hope, this is a promise you will keep. :)

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

Arun Jacob

Smithers-Jones wrote:

I hope, this is a promise you will keep.

I was thinking why somebody don't post this, you did it, 5 from me. :laugh:

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Tomz_KV

Why did you do that? looks better?

TOMZ_KV