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  • R Roger Wright

    I'm still waiting for the Australian Women's Synchronized Drinking Team to make an appearance in the Olympics. I'm perfectly willing to serve as a host for the team, so put me on the list.

    Will Rogers never met me.

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Roger Wright wrote:

    I'm still waiting for the Australian Women's Synchronized Drinking Team to make an appearance in the Olympics. I'm perfectly willing to serve as a host for the team

    Well, if you're in the mood for picking up bar bills, why not start at home? I'm sure DD would be appreciative.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • M Mark_Wallace

      Abhinav S wrote:

      The waiter then asks the query to select items from the menu.

      ... Which took twice as long as it could have, because the menu didn't have an index.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Electron Shepherd
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      Mark Wallace wrote:

      the menu didn't have an index

      In that case, surely it would have not looked at the menu, but just scanned the table.

      Server and Network Monitoring

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        Mark Wallace wrote:

        the menu didn't have an index

        In that case, surely it would have not looked at the menu, but just scanned the table.

        Server and Network Monitoring

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        Or just look at the key items on other tables.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          Roger Wright wrote:

          I'm still waiting for the Australian Women's Synchronized Drinking Team to make an appearance in the Olympics. I'm perfectly willing to serve as a host for the team

          Well, if you're in the mood for picking up bar bills, why not start at home? I'm sure DD would be appreciative.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Dalek Dave
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          Sure would!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          • A Adriaan Davel

            A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

            ____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave

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            Joan M
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            Adriaan Davel wrote:

            'Can I join you?'

            I don't know if this can be considered a programming question or not :laugh: Anyway... 5!

            [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

            https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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              Adriaan Davel wrote:

              'Can I join you?'

              I don't know if this can be considered a programming question or not :laugh: Anyway... 5!

              [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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              Corporal Agarn
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              :laugh:

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              • A Adriaan Davel

                A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

                ____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave

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                swjam
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                • A Adriaan Davel

                  A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

                  ____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  Where did you hear that joke? It's the top 1 I've seen in the Lounge for a while. I shall update my joke list and make a point to insert it into conversation at my next party.

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    Or just look at the key items on other tables.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Abhinav S
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                    I think this thread is getting too clustered and needs a unique identifier.

                    The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                    • A Abhinav S

                      I think this thread is getting too clustered and needs a unique identifier.

                      The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      You want to filter only the interesting messages? You'll have as much luck trying to select stars from a soap opera.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        You want to filter only the interesting messages? You'll have as much luck trying to select stars from a soap opera.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        Abhinav S
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                        I give up. I was only trying to normalize things but it appears to have triggered off in another direction.

                        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick Visit the Hindi forum here.

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                        • A Adriaan Davel

                          A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

                          ____________________________________________________________ Be brave little warrior, be VERY brave

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                          keyur soni
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                          as Triger see the query talk to table ... it become angry and it delete table data..

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