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  • M Mark_Wallace

    Alison P wrote:

    Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar!

    What a terrible delivery! If Tommy Cooper were alive today, he'd be rolling over in his grave!

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    LittleYellowBird
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    (I am going to get 1'ed for this but who cares! :rolleyes: ) An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! ;)

    Ali

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    • L LittleYellowBird

      (I am going to get 1'ed for this but who cares! :rolleyes: ) An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! ;)

      Ali

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      Johnny J
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      Alison P wrote:

      An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

      An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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      • J Johnny J

        Alison P wrote:

        An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

        An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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        LittleYellowBird
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        :laugh: I like it better than mine!

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        • J Johnny J

          Alison P wrote:

          An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

          An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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          Chris Meech
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          Actualy, I thought it was an integer floats into a bar. :)

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            Actualy, I thought it was an integer floats into a bar. :)

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            Johnny J
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            Cool - joint effort in creating the perfect programmer/bar joke... :laugh:

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            • C Chris Meech

              Actualy, I thought it was an integer floats into a bar. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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              LittleYellowBird
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              :-D :thumbsup:

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                Ankurm/ wrote:

                His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

                You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Peter Mulholland
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                banana ;P

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  Ankurm/ wrote:

                  His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

                  You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Peter Mulholland
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                  banana

                  Pete

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                  • P Peter Mulholland

                    banana

                    Pete

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                    Johnny J
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                    You said that before...

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                    • J Johnny J

                      You said that before...

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                      Peter Mulholland
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                      yeah, but for 5 points each time. I'm getting close to 2,000.

                      Pete

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