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Sounds like buying THAT magazine would be money down the drain...
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
:sigh: An Exciting Career in Retail Fast Food beckons then...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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That was YOU! I followed that advice, you bast... :mad:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
Blame yourself - you should have known better than to follow advice from someone whose business card reads "Plumber Dalek - I'll clean your pipes for £20" :laugh:
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
Sounds like buying THAT magazine would be money down the drain...
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
Pipe down you two!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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I might be - I think I'm going insanitary!
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
That was YOU! I followed that advice, you bast... :mad:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Pipe down you two!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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:sigh: An Exciting Career in Retail Fast Food beckons then...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
You want fries with that?
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
I don't know who down voted you, but I can guess why: Look about at this site: do you see a preponderance of TextSpeak? Do you see any? No. You have a keyboard. Use it!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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I think you have tapped this seam out...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Just had a CV in the post. This chap has had 15 jobs in the last 20 years and amongst his 'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect. That crashing sound was the CV hitting the bin!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Well, that's not too bad if he's been contracting. Although everyone seems to have forgotten this, the idea is that people just do short stints in lots of places.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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I think you have tapped this seam out...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Just had a CV in the post. This chap has had 15 jobs in the last 20 years and amongst his 'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect. That crashing sound was the CV hitting the bin!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Nine jobs in 25 years All programming of which 3 were contracts, longest job to date 7 years.
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Nine jobs in 25 years All programming of which 3 were contracts, longest job to date 7 years.
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Well, that's not too bad if he's been contracting. Although everyone seems to have forgotten this, the idea is that people just do short stints in lots of places.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
I'm a contractor and I wouldn't employ another contractor that had that many stints: means he's not getting renewed which is a bad sign.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Just had a CV in the post. This chap has had 15 jobs in the last 20 years and amongst his 'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect. That crashing sound was the CV hitting the bin!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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I'm a contractor and I wouldn't employ another contractor that had that many stints: means he's not getting renewed which is a bad sign.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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