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Johnny J

Sounds like buying THAT magazine would be money down the drain...

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

OriginalGriff

:sigh: An Exciting Career in Retail Fast Food beckons then...

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

Johnny J

Blame yourself - you should have known better than to follow advice from someone whose business card reads "Plumber Dalek - I'll clean your pipes for £20" :laugh:

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

Dalek Dave

Now you are Plumbing the depths!

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OriginalGriff

Pipe down you two!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

Johnny J

I might be - I think I'm going insanitary!

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

kdgupta87

r u bust ur pipe?

Dalek Dave

Pun threads always Sink to the lowest common denominator.

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Johnny J

You want fries with that?

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

OriginalGriff

I don't know who down voted you, but I can guess why: Look about at this site: do you see a preponderance of TextSpeak? Do you see any? No. You have a keyboard. Use it!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

OriginalGriff

I think you have tapped this seam out...

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

Rob Philpott

Well, that's not too bad if he's been contracting. Although everyone seems to have forgotten this, the idea is that people just do short stints in lots of places.

Regards, Rob Philpott.

Dalek Dave

We don't want to Faucet on too long.

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NormDroid

Nine jobs in 25 years All programming of which 3 were contracts, longest job to date 7 years.

Software Kinetics - The home of good software

Dalek Dave

I am here 14 years next month.

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R Giskard Reventlov

I'm a contractor and I wouldn't employ another contractor that had that many stints: means he's not getting renewed which is a bad sign.

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

Lost User

Dalek Dave wrote:

'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect.

That depends, if you having a problem with people running in your corridors, he might have been ideal.

Lost User

U Bending the rules again?

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Lost User

or he's flippin' good - so gets the job done and moves on...

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Lost User

Christ! 14 years an accountant at the same place! no wonder you do the CCC every day - you must need something to keep your sanity!

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