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  • N NormDroid

    Jeez I must be high up on the cynical scale :)

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    Marc A Brown
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    Sure it's not the old scale?

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    • J Jim Crafton

      So I take it no hot chick under the desk doing naughty things while I work my magic on the computer, cracking code and restructuring the cryptographic nature of the universe? Bah humbug!

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      Keith Barrow
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      Imagine my dissappointment when I actually broke into computing. I've been breaking computers as revenge ever since! :-)

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
      -Or-
      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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      • N NormDroid

        Jeez I must be high up on the cynical scale :)

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        Nish Nishant
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        Norm .net wrote:

        Jeez I must be high up on the cynical scale

        Yes, you are. :rolleyes:

        Regards, Nish


        Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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        • J Jim Crafton

          So I take it no hot chick under the desk doing naughty things while I work my magic on the computer, cracking code and restructuring the cryptographic nature of the universe? Bah humbug!

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          Nish Nishant
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          Well Jim, you need to apply some imagination too. :-D

          Regards, Nish


          Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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          • K Keith Barrow

            Imagine my dissappointment when I actually broke into computing. I've been breaking computers as revenge ever since! :-)

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
            -Or-
            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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            Nish Nishant
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            :laugh:

            Regards, Nish


            Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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            • K Keith Barrow

              Imagine my dissappointment when I actually broke into computing. I've been breaking computers as revenge ever since! :-)

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
              -Or-
              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              Lost User
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              :laugh:

              Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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              • N Nish Nishant

                Norm .net wrote:

                Jeez I must be high up on the cynical scale

                Yes, you are. :rolleyes:

                Regards, Nish


                Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                NormDroid
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                Thanks for the reassurance, but lets not forget one thing you're behind me one step of the way ;P

                Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                • N Nish Nishant

                  Well Jim, you need to apply some imagination too. :-D

                  Regards, Nish


                  Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  The hell with that!! I apply imagination *all* the time - I want some damn reality, thank you very much!

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  • M Marc A Brown

                    Sure it's not the old scale?

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                    NormDroid
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                    Quite possibly or Nish is using the Juvenile Scale?

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                    • J Jim Crafton

                      So I take it no hot chick under the desk doing naughty things while I work my magic on the computer, cracking code and restructuring the cryptographic nature of the universe? Bah humbug!

                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                      NormDroid
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                      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                      • N Nish Nishant

                        http://hackertyper.net/[^] 5 minutes of fun! :cool: [source: reddit]

                        Regards, Nish


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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Would you like to play a game?

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Would you like to play a game?

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                          Johnny J
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                          Global Nuclear War? - Or Tic Tac Toe?

                          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                          Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                          Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                            Global Nuclear War? - Or Tic Tac Toe?

                            Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                            Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            How about a nice game of chess?

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                            • N NormDroid

                              Thanks for the reassurance, but lets not forget one thing you're behind me one step of the way ;P

                              Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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                              Nish Nishant
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                              Norm .net wrote:

                              Thanks for the reassurance, but lets not forget one thing you're behind me one step of the way

                              :laugh:

                              Regards, Nish


                              Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                              • J Jim Crafton

                                The hell with that!! I apply imagination *all* the time - I want some damn reality, thank you very much!

                                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                Nish Nishant
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                                Jim Crafton wrote:

                                The hell with that!! I apply imagination *all* the time

                                Yeah, that whole "mentally stripping every woman you see" thing. That's rather creative too :-) [p.s. cannot type]

                                Regards, Nish


                                Are you addicted to CP? If so, check this out: The Code Project Forum Analyzer : Find out how much of a life you don't have! My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  How about a nice game of chess?

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  Johnny J
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                                  Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

                                  Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                                  Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                                  Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                                  Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Would you like to play a game?

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    Nish Nishant
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                                    Uhm, I don't know. :~

                                    Regards, Nish


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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      How about a nice game of chess?

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      Lost User
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                                      I used to play Chess.Its a wounderful Game.

                                      Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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                                      • J Johnny J

                                        Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

                                        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                                        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                                        -----
                                        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                                        -----
                                        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                                        Lost User
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                                        :)

                                        Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

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                                        • N NormDroid

                                          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                          5 millisecs minutes of fun!

                                          FTFY :)

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                                          fjdiewornncalwe
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                                          That's what she said... :)

                                          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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