What language should I use?

Lost User

French, then you can write WTF as@ c'est quoi cette connerie?

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Gregory Gadow

I'm rather fond of LolCode

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?

I HAS A MOOD

IF (MICROSOFT AN WINDOWSMETRO) IZ HTML5_JS_ONLY
HAI
MOOD ITZ 'WTF'
BYE

KTHXBYE

CPallini

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Mike Hankey

Depends on what country you're in. :)

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NormDroid

BACON = Binary Assembled Code OS Neutral

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Lost User

Or MoosezCodez Versionz Baconz. HAIZ AIH WANTZ BACONZ. AIH HAZ AZ LARGE_BACONZ. IFZ MICROSOFTWINDOWSBACONZ IZ HTML5_JS_ONLY = TRUEZ BACONZ LARGE_BACONZ = BURNTZ ENDZ OFZ BACONZ ENDZ OFZ WHOLEZ BACONZ

Sander Rossel

Use Q&A n00b language!

plz I need codez for program wich cn recogniz face expresions. Want in c#. its urgentz thx.

The benefit of this language is that you (theoretically) would never have to worry about anything because others write the code for you. Practically this language might be hard to master though ;)

It's an OO world.

Lost User

How about noting down language? Start program RichTextbox Shiny Buttons (no ribbon) Status. Every feature in Word. No menus. End program. (Yes, I'm a experienced programmer in VB.NET)

Chris Meech

That's proof of bacon being portable. :)

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Jim Crafton

Foul language. And lot's of it.

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Sander Rossel

Actually, everything in VB should start with Dim. Never understood what it means... Dim-witted maybe? :laugh:

It's an OO world.

Lost User

Drowning In Misery? Although I was refer Dim as Declare for variables etc.

Lost User

Rails - Ruby So... Foul language - Star language

Pete OHanlon

Klingon. At least code comments would be better.

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Lutoslaw

BeFunge is the best for parallel programming. I had written an interpreter one time but it didn't work. There are plenty of them availible for free, though.

Greetings - Jacek

Lost User

Not as good as BACON, though.

Lutoslaw

OriginalGriff wrote:

I'd go with BACON - I'd cross a platform to get at it.

And what plat would you use to form a crossed becon?

Greetings - Jacek

Lutoslaw

If you knew BeFunge then you wouldn't say that. There is no BACON which would beat it.

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Lutoslaw

It's a historical thing. In BASIC only arrays could be explicitely declared, with a specified Dimension. Now every kind of variable can be declared but the Dim keyword remained.

Greetings - Jacek

Gregory Gadow

Naerling wrote:

Actually, everything in VB should start with Dim.
Never understood what it means...

It's from the misty days of "Once upon a time" when all variables were arrays. The original keyword was dimension, which later flavors shortened to dim (the old comment indicator, rem, is similarly derived from the keywork remark.) A statement such as

DIM v

was just an abbreviated version of

DIMENSION v(0)

Crimeny, what are they teaching you young whippersnappers in school these days? :rolleyes: