What language should I use?
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
I'd go with BACON - I'd cross a platform to get at it.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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I'd go with BACON - I'd cross a platform to get at it.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
Reminds me of the Camel cigarette commercials. "I'd walk a mile for a strip of crispy bacon."
-- ** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
French, then you can write WTF as@ c'est quoi cette connerie?
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
I'm rather fond of LolCode
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?I HAS A MOOD
IF (MICROSOFT AN WINDOWSMETRO) IZ HTML5_JS_ONLY
HAI
MOOD ITZ 'WTF'
BYEKTHXBYE
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
Depends on what country you're in. :)
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
BACON = Binary Assembled Code OS Neutral
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I'm rather fond of LolCode
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?I HAS A MOOD
IF (MICROSOFT AN WINDOWSMETRO) IZ HTML5_JS_ONLY
HAI
MOOD ITZ 'WTF'
BYEKTHXBYE
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
Use Q&A n00b language!
plz I need codez for program wich cn recogniz face expresions. Want in c#. its urgentz thx.
The benefit of this language is that you (theoretically) would never have to worry about anything because others write the code for you. Practically this language might be hard to master though ;)
It's an OO world.
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Use Q&A n00b language!
plz I need codez for program wich cn recogniz face expresions. Want in c#. its urgentz thx.
The benefit of this language is that you (theoretically) would never have to worry about anything because others write the code for you. Practically this language might be hard to master though ;)
It's an OO world.
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BACON = Binary Assembled Code OS Neutral
That's proof of bacon being portable. :)
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
Foul language. And lot's of it.
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How about noting down language? Start program RichTextbox Shiny Buttons (no ribbon) Status. Every feature in Word. No menus. End program. (Yes, I'm a experienced programmer in VB.NET)
Actually, everything in VB should start with
Dim. Never understood what it means... Dim-witted maybe? :laugh:It's an OO world.
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Actually, everything in VB should start with
Dim. Never understood what it means... Dim-witted maybe? :laugh:It's an OO world.
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Foul language. And lot's of it.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
Klingon. At least code comments would be better.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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If Microsoft & WindowsMetro = HTML5_JS_ONLY Then Mood = WTF. End If. I do NOT WANT HTML5 and JS! Also, I'm considering cross-platform. So... Java? C++? Python? Bacon?
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BeFunge is the best for parallel programming. I had written an interpreter one time but it didn't work. There are plenty of them availible for free, though.
Greetings - Jacek
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I'd go with BACON - I'd cross a platform to get at it.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
