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  • D Dalek Dave

    She may have a flush!

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    She's got a pair.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    • J JustWorking

      Who downvote a joke :sigh:

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      JustWorking wrote:

      Who downvote a joke

      Where?

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        She's got a pair.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        Dalek Dave
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        I'd poker.

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          JustWorking wrote:

          Who downvote a joke

          Where?

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          JustWorking
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          Here and here

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          • J JustWorking

            Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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            Lost User
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            How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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              How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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              Dalek Dave
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              c'mon Elaine, don't sit on the fence. Tell us what you really think of him. (Grabs popcorn and settles back)

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              • D Dalek Dave

                I'd poker.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                LabVIEWstuff
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                Some of the girls I've met I ended up throwing my hand in! Andy B

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                  How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                  Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  You owe me a monitor wipe - coffee and that comment did not go well together! Accurate though...:thumbsup:

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                    Some of the girls I've met I ended up throwing my hand in! Andy B

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Sometimes you win on the flop.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      c'mon Elaine, don't sit on the fence. Tell us what you really think of him. (Grabs popcorn and settles back)

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                        Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! :-D


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Fight, Fight and Fight again. Never ever give up! The moment you do that you may as well curl up and die. My posting was just a standard response when someone says something like that, it was not personal, if you felt it was then I apologise. He has been very annoying today and you just summed up what everyone was thinking, and I tried to inject a little humour into that. 'tis all.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            Fight, Fight and Fight again. Never ever give up! The moment you do that you may as well curl up and die. My posting was just a standard response when someone says something like that, it was not personal, if you felt it was then I apologise. He has been very annoying today and you just summed up what everyone was thinking, and I tried to inject a little humour into that. 'tis all.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            No need to apologise, I took the message as you meant it. :rose:

                            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                            • J JustWorking

                              Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              This is entirely inappropriate, and highly offensive to the ladies. How old are you?

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                                Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                                JustWorking
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                                hahahaha :laugh:

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                                • J JustWorking

                                  Here and here

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                                  JustWorking wrote:

                                  Here and here

                                  Yeah, but, like I say, where was a joke down-voted?

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                                    How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    I wish I'd read your post before I replied. You put it so much more eloquently than I ever could.

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                                    • J JustWorking

                                      Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                                      I've found the perfect place for this joke. here[^]

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                                        Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        Trollslayer wrote:

                                        It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them.

                                        We've all worked with (and some of us still work with) delightful people like that -- if you can, do; if you can't, sh*t on someone. The only way to deal with them is by having quiet, calm chats with the same people (usually managers) that they talk to -- but think calmly and carefully about what you're going to say. Getting upset about it only hurts you.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • J JustWorking

                                          Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                                          Lost User
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                                          both need a raise!!

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