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  • K kid sister

    TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

    xoxo
    Kid sister :rose:

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    Lost User
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    So the kid sister has finally shown up...

    I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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    • K kid sister

      TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

      xoxo
      Kid sister :rose:

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      CPallini
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      I hope it is also your last one.

      Veni, vidi, vici.

      In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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      • CPalliniC CPallini

        I hope it is also your last one.

        Veni, vidi, vici.

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        kid sister
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        No, Wait for my future jokes. I just started with this one because of my age.

        xoxo
        Kid sister :rose:

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        • K kid sister

          TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

          xoxo
          Kid sister :rose:

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          Lost User
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          Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

          Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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          • K kid sister

            No, Wait for my future jokes. I just started with this one because of my age.

            xoxo
            Kid sister :rose:

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            CPallini
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            (Carlo waits with trepidation)

            Veni, vidi, vici.

            In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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            • CPalliniC CPallini

              (Carlo waits with trepidation)

              Veni, vidi, vici.

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              Dalek Dave
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              Enter Godot.

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                Enter Godot.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                Ian McKellen at His Majesty's (Perth) 2010 - Brilliant!

                Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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                • L Lost User

                  So the kid sister has finally shown up...

                  I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                  kid sister
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                  CDP1802 wrote:

                  So the kid sister has finally shown up...

                  :-O

                  xoxo
                  Kid sister :rose:

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                  • L Lost User

                    Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

                    Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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                    kid sister
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                    #10

                    Richard MacCutchan wrote:

                    Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

                    Why? :doh: .... said "Don't go there, that's not a place for you to play, There's no place like Lounge."

                    xoxo
                    Kid sister :rose:

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                    • CPalliniC CPallini

                      (Carlo waits with trepidation)

                      Veni, vidi, vici.

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        CPallini
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                        :((

                        Veni, vidi, vici.

                        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                        • CPalliniC CPallini

                          :((

                          Veni, vidi, vici.

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                          kid sister
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                          ;P

                          xoxo
                          Kid sister :rose:

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                          • K kid sister

                            TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                            xoxo
                            Kid sister :rose:

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                            Lost User
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                            Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                              Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                              kid sister
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                              Sure, I won't.

                              xoxo
                              Kid sister :rose:

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                                TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                                xoxo
                                Kid sister :rose:

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                Tu fais la petite soeur? If it was the first joke you ever heard, you must be pretty old.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                • CPalliniC CPallini

                                  I hope it is also your last one.

                                  Veni, vidi, vici.

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                                  kid sister
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                                  CPallini wrote:

                                  I hope it is also your last one.

                                  I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                                  xoxo
                                  Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                                  • K kid sister

                                    CPallini wrote:

                                    I hope it is also your last one.

                                    I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                                    xoxo
                                    Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                                    CPallini
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                                    "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                                    Veni, vidi, vici.

                                    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                    • CPalliniC CPallini

                                      "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                                      Veni, vidi, vici.

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                                      kid sister
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                                      Cruel :((

                                      xoxo
                                      Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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