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  • K kid sister

    TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

    xoxo
    Kid sister :rose:

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    CPallini
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    I hope it is also your last one.

    Veni, vidi, vici.

    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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    • CPalliniC CPallini

      I hope it is also your last one.

      Veni, vidi, vici.

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      kid sister
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      No, Wait for my future jokes. I just started with this one because of my age.

      xoxo
      Kid sister :rose:

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      • K kid sister

        TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

        xoxo
        Kid sister :rose:

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        Lost User
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        Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

        Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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        • K kid sister

          No, Wait for my future jokes. I just started with this one because of my age.

          xoxo
          Kid sister :rose:

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          CPallini
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          (Carlo waits with trepidation)

          Veni, vidi, vici.

          In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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          • CPalliniC CPallini

            (Carlo waits with trepidation)

            Veni, vidi, vici.

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            Dalek Dave
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            Enter Godot.

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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              Enter Godot.

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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              Lost User
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              Ian McKellen at His Majesty's (Perth) 2010 - Brilliant!

              Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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              • L Lost User

                So the kid sister has finally shown up...

                I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                kid sister
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                CDP1802 wrote:

                So the kid sister has finally shown up...

                :-O

                xoxo
                Kid sister :rose:

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                • L Lost User

                  Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

                  Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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                  kid sister
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                  Richard MacCutchan wrote:

                  Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

                  Why? :doh: .... said "Don't go there, that's not a place for you to play, There's no place like Lounge."

                  xoxo
                  Kid sister :rose:

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                  • CPalliniC CPallini

                    (Carlo waits with trepidation)

                    Veni, vidi, vici.

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      CPallini
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                      :((

                      Veni, vidi, vici.

                      In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                      • CPalliniC CPallini

                        :((

                        Veni, vidi, vici.

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                        kid sister
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                        ;P

                        xoxo
                        Kid sister :rose:

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                        • K kid sister

                          TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                          xoxo
                          Kid sister :rose:

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                          Lost User
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                          Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                          • L Lost User

                            Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                            kid sister
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                            Sure, I won't.

                            xoxo
                            Kid sister :rose:

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                            • K kid sister

                              TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                              xoxo
                              Kid sister :rose:

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              Tu fais la petite soeur? If it was the first joke you ever heard, you must be pretty old.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              • CPalliniC CPallini

                                I hope it is also your last one.

                                Veni, vidi, vici.

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                                kid sister
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                                CPallini wrote:

                                I hope it is also your last one.

                                I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                                xoxo
                                Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                                • K kid sister

                                  CPallini wrote:

                                  I hope it is also your last one.

                                  I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                                  xoxo
                                  Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                                  CPallini
                                  wrote on last edited by
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                                  "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                                  Veni, vidi, vici.

                                  In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                  • CPalliniC CPallini

                                    "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                                    Veni, vidi, vici.

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                                    kid sister
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                                    Cruel :((

                                    xoxo
                                    Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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