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My first joke

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  • K kid sister

    No, Wait for my future jokes. I just started with this one because of my age.

    xoxo
    Kid sister :rose:

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    CPallini
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    (Carlo waits with trepidation)

    Veni, vidi, vici.

    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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      (Carlo waits with trepidation)

      Veni, vidi, vici.

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      Dalek Dave
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      Enter Godot.

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        Enter Godot.

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        Lost User
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        Ian McKellen at His Majesty's (Perth) 2010 - Brilliant!

        Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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        • L Lost User

          So the kid sister has finally shown up...

          I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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          kid sister
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          CDP1802 wrote:

          So the kid sister has finally shown up...

          :-O

          xoxo
          Kid sister :rose:

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            Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

            Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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            kid sister
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            Richard MacCutchan wrote:

            Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

            Why? :doh: .... said "Don't go there, that's not a place for you to play, There's no place like Lounge."

            xoxo
            Kid sister :rose:

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            • CPalliniC CPallini

              (Carlo waits with trepidation)

              Veni, vidi, vici.

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                CPallini
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                :((

                Veni, vidi, vici.

                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                • CPalliniC CPallini

                  :((

                  Veni, vidi, vici.

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                  kid sister
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                  ;P

                  xoxo
                  Kid sister :rose:

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                  • K kid sister

                    TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                    xoxo
                    Kid sister :rose:

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                    Lost User
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                    Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                    • L Lost User

                      Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                      kid sister
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                      Sure, I won't.

                      xoxo
                      Kid sister :rose:

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                      • K kid sister

                        TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                        xoxo
                        Kid sister :rose:

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        Tu fais la petite soeur? If it was the first joke you ever heard, you must be pretty old.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        • CPalliniC CPallini

                          I hope it is also your last one.

                          Veni, vidi, vici.

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                          kid sister
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                          CPallini wrote:

                          I hope it is also your last one.

                          I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                          xoxo
                          Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                          • K kid sister

                            CPallini wrote:

                            I hope it is also your last one.

                            I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                            xoxo
                            Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                            CPallini
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                            "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                            Veni, vidi, vici.

                            In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                            • CPalliniC CPallini

                              "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                              Veni, vidi, vici.

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                              kid sister
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                              Cruel :((

                              xoxo
                              Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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