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  • CPalliniC CPallini

    (Carlo waits with trepidation)

    Veni, vidi, vici.

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    Dalek Dave
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    Enter Godot.

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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      Enter Godot.

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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      Lost User
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      Ian McKellen at His Majesty's (Perth) 2010 - Brilliant!

      Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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      • L Lost User

        So the kid sister has finally shown up...

        I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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        kid sister
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        CDP1802 wrote:

        So the kid sister has finally shown up...

        :-O

        xoxo
        Kid sister :rose:

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        • L Lost User

          Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

          Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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          kid sister
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          Richard MacCutchan wrote:

          Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

          Why? :doh: .... said "Don't go there, that's not a place for you to play, There's no place like Lounge."

          xoxo
          Kid sister :rose:

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          • CPalliniC CPallini

            (Carlo waits with trepidation)

            Veni, vidi, vici.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              CPallini
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              :((

              Veni, vidi, vici.

              In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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              • CPalliniC CPallini

                :((

                Veni, vidi, vici.

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                kid sister
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                ;P

                xoxo
                Kid sister :rose:

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                • K kid sister

                  TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                  xoxo
                  Kid sister :rose:

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                  Lost User
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                  Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                    Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                    kid sister
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                    Sure, I won't.

                    xoxo
                    Kid sister :rose:

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                    • K kid sister

                      TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                      xoxo
                      Kid sister :rose:

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      Tu fais la petite soeur? If it was the first joke you ever heard, you must be pretty old.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • CPalliniC CPallini

                        I hope it is also your last one.

                        Veni, vidi, vici.

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                        kid sister
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                        CPallini wrote:

                        I hope it is also your last one.

                        I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                        xoxo
                        Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                        • K kid sister

                          CPallini wrote:

                          I hope it is also your last one.

                          I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                          xoxo
                          Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                          CPallini
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                          "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                          Veni, vidi, vici.

                          In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                          • CPalliniC CPallini

                            "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                            Veni, vidi, vici.

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                            kid sister
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                            Cruel :((

                            xoxo
                            Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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