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My first joke

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  • L Lost User

    So the kid sister has finally shown up...

    I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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    kid sister
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    CDP1802 wrote:

    So the kid sister has finally shown up...

    :-O

    xoxo
    Kid sister :rose:

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    • L Lost User

      Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

      Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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      kid sister
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      Richard MacCutchan wrote:

      Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

      Why? :doh: .... said "Don't go there, that's not a place for you to play, There's no place like Lounge."

      xoxo
      Kid sister :rose:

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      • CPalliniC CPallini

        (Carlo waits with trepidation)

        Veni, vidi, vici.

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          CPallini
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          :((

          Veni, vidi, vici.

          In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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          • CPalliniC CPallini

            :((

            Veni, vidi, vici.

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            kid sister
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            ;P

            xoxo
            Kid sister :rose:

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            • K kid sister

              TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

              xoxo
              Kid sister :rose:

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              Lost User
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              Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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              • L Lost User

                Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

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                kid sister
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                Sure, I won't.

                xoxo
                Kid sister :rose:

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                • K kid sister

                  TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

                  xoxo
                  Kid sister :rose:

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  Tu fais la petite soeur? If it was the first joke you ever heard, you must be pretty old.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • CPalliniC CPallini

                    I hope it is also your last one.

                    Veni, vidi, vici.

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                    kid sister
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                    CPallini wrote:

                    I hope it is also your last one.

                    I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                    xoxo
                    Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                    • K kid sister

                      CPallini wrote:

                      I hope it is also your last one.

                      I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

                      xoxo
                      Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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                      CPallini
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                      "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                      Veni, vidi, vici.

                      In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                      • CPalliniC CPallini

                        "The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

                        Veni, vidi, vici.

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                        kid sister
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                        Cruel :((

                        xoxo
                        Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

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