My first joke

[kid sister]

TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

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Kid sister :rose:

[Lost User]

So the kid sister has finally shown up...

I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

[CPallini]

I hope it is also your last one.

Veni, vidi, vici.

[kid sister]

No, Wait for my future jokes. I just started with this one because of my age.

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Kid sister :rose:

[Lost User]

Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

[CPallini]

(Carlo waits with trepidation)

Veni, vidi, vici.

[Dalek Dave]

Enter Godot.

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

[Lost User]

Ian McKellen at His Majesty's (Perth) 2010 - Brilliant!

Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

[kid sister]

CDP1802 wrote:

So the kid sister has finally shown up...

:-O

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Kid sister :rose:

[kid sister]

Richard MacCutchan wrote:

Please use the correct repository[^]; and wash your hands afterwards.

Why? :doh: .... said "Don't go there, that's not a place for you to play, There's no place like Lounge."

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Kid sister :rose:

[Nagy Vilmos]

Trepidation walks out and Carlo is left alone.

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[CPallini]

:((

Veni, vidi, vici.

[kid sister]

;P

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Kid sister :rose:

[Lost User]

Now that's called a real 'kid sister joke', lives up to its name. Now don't come anywhere near the SoapBox. (Oh!!! How happy I am that the BackRoom is no more).

[kid sister]

Sure, I won't.

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Kid sister :rose:

[Mark_Wallace]

Tu fais la petite soeur? If it was the first joke you ever heard, you must be pretty old.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[kid sister]

CPallini wrote:

I hope it is also your last one.

I have posted my second joke[^] just now ;P

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Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me

[CPallini]

"The torture never stops The torture The torture The torture never stops."

Veni, vidi, vici.

[kid sister]

Cruel :((

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Kid sister :rose: There's no place like Lounge - Me