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  • H Henry Minute

    Problem was more that they slowly became more difficult to flick through.

    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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    DeathByChocolate
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    Henry Minute wrote:

    Problem was more that they slowly became more difficult to flick through.

    I've heard that some magazines make a lot of things harder ... ;)

    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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      Henry Minute wrote:

      the one you use for your vib relaxation massager.

      :-O Well sometimes I REALLY need to relax!

      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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      Henry Minute
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      I find whales music useful for that. Things like Land of my Fathers or Sospan Fach.

      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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        Henry Minute wrote:

        Problem was more that they slowly became more difficult to flick through.

        I've heard that some magazines make a lot of things harder ... ;)

        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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        Henry Minute
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        They certainly used to. Haven't read one in yonks.

        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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          I find whales music useful for that. Things like Land of my Fathers or Sospan Fach.

          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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          DeathByChocolate
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          Henry Minute wrote:

          I find whales music useful for that.

          Fantastic deep voice, incredibly powerful, smell of the sea ... yeah, I had a boyfriend like that once! ;P

          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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          • D Dalek Dave

            You don't beat him enough!

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            Slacker007
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            You don't beat him enough!

            or he doesn't beat him the right way.

            "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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              Henry Minute wrote:

              I find whales music useful for that.

              Fantastic deep voice, incredibly powerful, smell of the sea ... yeah, I had a boyfriend like that once! ;P

              "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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              Dalek Dave
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              Was he an octopus?

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              • H Henry Minute

                They certainly used to. Haven't read one in yonks.

                Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                DeathByChocolate
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                Henry Minute wrote:

                Haven't read one in yonks.

                I told you that you would end up needing glasses! :rolleyes:

                "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                  Was he an octopus?

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                  NormDroid
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                  Funny I got called an octopus by a girl, all for the wrong reasons ;)

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                    Was he an octopus?

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                    DeathByChocolate
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    Was he an octopus?

                    No, but he cost me a few squid! *BOOM BOOM* ;P

                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                      Was he an octopus?

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                      Henry Minute
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                      More likely a mollusc. Which was odd because his parents looked normal. Yet another example of the shellfish gene.

                      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                      • N NormDroid

                        Funny I got called an octopus by a girl, all for the wrong reasons ;)

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        That's what I meant! But then you suckered her in!

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                        • H Henry Minute

                          More likely a mollusc. Which was odd because his parents looked normal. Yet another example of the shellfish gene.

                          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Don't you mussel in on this pun thread!

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            You don't beat him enough!

                            or he doesn't beat him the right way.

                            "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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                            Henry Minute
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                            That's not my fault! DBC insisted on my returning her whip.

                            Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                              Don't you mussel in on this pun thread!

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                              Henry Minute
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                              Oh clam up.

                              Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                Oh clam up.

                                Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                I shall try to winkle a few more puns out of you!

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                                  Henry Minute wrote:

                                  Haven't read one in yonks.

                                  I told you that you would end up needing glasses! :rolleyes:

                                  "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                  Henry Minute
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                                  DeathByChocolate wrote:

                                  I told you that you would end up needing glasses

                                  Speaking of which I am about to have some scotch. Would you care for two fingers?

                                  Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                    DeathByChocolate wrote:

                                    I told you that you would end up needing glasses

                                    Speaking of which I am about to have some scotch. Would you care for two fingers?

                                    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    I think she prefers a highball, straight up.

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                                      I shall try to winkle a few more puns out of you!

                                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      You really shouldn't try to pin me down like that because I'm urchin to respond. Bit weak, I know, but I haven't been whelk.

                                      Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                        You really shouldn't try to pin me down like that because I'm urchin to respond. Bit weak, I know, but I haven't been whelk.

                                        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                        DeathByChocolate
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                                        Oh for cods sake! :rolleyes:

                                        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                          That's not my fault! DBC insisted on my returning her whip.

                                          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                          DeathByChocolate
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                                          Henry Minute wrote:

                                          DBC insisted on my returning her whip.

                                          Whip always was one of my favorites ... Walnut Whip that is! ;) (See I always get back to chcolate one way or another!)

                                          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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