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    Sander Rossel
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    I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

    It's an OO world.

    public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
    public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
    }

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    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

      I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

      It's an OO world.

      public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
      public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
      }

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      "ternative":

      1. A post-indie genre of music. Characterized by authentic 2k9-2k10 post-blog-house bands.
      2. A small nocturnal creature that lives in the woods.

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ternative[^] In this case however: 3) You'll be lucky...

      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

        I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

        It's an OO world.

        public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
        public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
        }

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        R Giskard Reventlov
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        Very clever. :thumbsup:

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

          I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

          It's an OO world.

          public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
          public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
          }

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          Single Step Debugger
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          Naerling wrote:

          What does "ternative" mean?

          Who rally cares?

          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

            I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

            It's an OO world.

            public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
            public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
            }

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            Mycroft Holmes
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            Obviously a case of the mind seeing what it wants to! I predict reality is going to be quite painful.

            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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              Obviously a case of the mind seeing what it wants to! I predict reality is going to be quite painful.

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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              Lost User
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              Afterburners. We already had that yesterday.

              At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                Obviously a case of the mind seeing what it wants to! I predict reality is going to be quite painful.

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                Lost User
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                Not if he's gentle

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                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                  I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                  It's an OO world.

                  public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                  public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                  }

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                  Due to an unfortunate auto correct in a text message conversation, I had banal sex with my wife last night.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    Afterburners. We already had that yesterday.

                    At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                    Mycroft Holmes
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                    There was an video going around a few years ago where the "actress" farted, funniest thing I have ever seen. Afterburners comes under the guise of TMI.

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                      Not if he's gentle

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                      Mycroft Holmes
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                      And brings the gel

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                        I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                        It's an OO world.

                        public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                        public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                        }

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                        Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                        :laugh: That is funny! 5+

                        "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                        Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                          I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                          It's an OO world.

                          public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                          public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                          }

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                          wizardzz
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                          Naer, you are way off, misinterpreting spaces! She obviously meant "anal ter native". Give her anal like a native, 3 times. Sounds like you got a keeper.

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                          • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                            I was working late last night when I got this text from my girlfriend. "Honey,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphoneWhenyougohomepleasegivemeanalternative." And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What does "ternative" mean? :)

                            It's an OO world.

                            public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
                            public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
                            }

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                            egenis
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                            Brilliant!

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