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    Jason Cardoza
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    If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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      If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      ... they'd clean themselves.

      You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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        If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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        Chris Losinger
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        something something mice

        image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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          ... they'd clean themselves.

          You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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          Jealous, are we? :-D Soren Madsen

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            Jealous, are we? :-D Soren Madsen

            "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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            "...give him a biscuit, and he might let you." The old ones are the best! :laugh:

            You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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              If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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              Duncan Edwards Jones
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              Also the famous big ball of cats[^] architecture pattern.

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                If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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                Roger Wright
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                They'd be a lot more manageable.

                Will Rogers never met me.

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                  They'd be a lot more manageable.

                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                  Duncan Edwards Jones
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                  meeeow!

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                    If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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                    Abhinav S
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                    Jason Cardoza wrote:

                    If programmers were cats…

                    There would be no mice? Sorry. Couldn't resist. ;P

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                      If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      I thought that we'd already established that programmers are cats -- because there are precious few chicks interested in the job.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        They'd be a lot more manageable.

                        Will Rogers never met me.

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                        PIEBALDconsult
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                        Which is why burlap bags were created.

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                          Which is why burlap bags were created.

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                          Roger Wright
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                          We need big sacks for most programmers, though, and more rocks.

                          Will Rogers never met me.

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                            If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...

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                            code would be purrrrfect :-D

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