What job would you create for yourself?

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-02-08[^]

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Mike Hankey]

Got a couple of job titles in mind but they don't involve IT as is commonly associated with that and can't be mentioned because of nondisclosure agreements between myself and said hamsters, but I only have a short time left on the agreement.

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

[Lost User]

Condom tester

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[Lost User]

:laugh: I strongly assume that is an abbreviation for Console Domain Tester.

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

That's a job where only a small part of the tools are provided by the employer - to major part is up to you... :-D

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Kenneth Haugland]

I thought he was self employed, as an entrepreneur?

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

It's not clear from his profile, but that's clear that his day and night are occupied too :-D

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Kenneth Haugland]

From his profile picture I'd say he's horsing around a lot.

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

Are you calling him a horse?! That's his picture from the wedding night (after the 25th tequila)... :laugh:

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[DaveAuld]

I take it you meant this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-xD2wrDu8[^] rather than this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aROaDQLP-Hk[^] I think the second one would be pretty boring after about the 1st test.

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[Lost User]

Please mark next time your first link as "NSFW". My wife was very surprised what Video I'm watching :laugh:

[DaveAuld]

It is safe for work, it is all about how they created the job adverts and the marketing behind the campaign.........there is nothing contentious in it at all. :)

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[Sander Rossel]

"Young people love sex" I guess I'll never grow up! :D

My blog[^]

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}

[Mark_Wallace]

You'd soon run out of puff. What? I meant blowing them up to find leaks, you dirty-minded pervert!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[PIEBALDconsult]

I'd prefer to be in the control group.

[Lost User]

That's aLlama-ing

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[Lost User]

Mark_Wallace wrote:

blowing them up

Comme ca?[^]

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[Vivi Chellappa]

Do you know what that job involves? Not what you think it does. There is a bunch of metal tubes and you slip condoms on them and look for obvious tears, etc. PS. I know this because I have seen a photo of a facility manufacturing condoms.

[Lost User]

Comedian: "This horse walks into a bar..." Vivic: "How'd it get in through door? Horses aren't allowed in pubs!" Comedian: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Vivic: "Chicken's brains are too small for us to assign meaning to their actions; the only reason a chicken would cross a road is if there were food or a cockerel on the other side."

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[Jorgen Andersson]

Testing the broken ones?

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello