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  • L Logan Apple

    float titanic;

    It's all better now. :laugh:

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    PIEBALDconsult
    wrote on last edited by
    #4

    throw new Pitch()

    catch ( Fly ball )

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    • L Logan Apple

      float titanic;

      It's all better now. :laugh:

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      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
      wrote on last edited by
      #5

      class joke : CSS-Puns[^] , oldjoke { public joke() {} }

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      • L Logan Apple

        float titanic;

        It's all better now. :laugh:

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        Silvabolt
        wrote on last edited by
        #6

        int eresting;

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        • L Logan Apple

          float titanic;

          It's all better now. :laugh:

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          HobbyProggy
          wrote on last edited by
          #7

          public bool party;

          if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

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          • L Logan Apple

            float titanic;

            It's all better now. :laugh:

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            Matt U
            wrote on last edited by
            #8

            byte me;

            djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.

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            • L Logan Apple

              float titanic;

              It's all better now. :laugh:

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              Lost User
              wrote on last edited by
              #9

              long johns;

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              • L Logan Apple

                float titanic;

                It's all better now. :laugh:

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                enhzflep
                wrote on last edited by
                #10

                double Ds; std::vector<string> pearls; :-\

                "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

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                • L Logan Apple

                  float titanic;

                  It's all better now. :laugh:

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                  gardnerp
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #11

                  throw up;

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                  • L Logan Apple

                    float titanic;

                    It's all better now. :laugh:

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                    Sander Rossel
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #12

                    ulong forBetterJokes;

                    My blog[^]

                    public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                    {
                    public void DoWork()
                    {
                    throw new NotSupportedException();
                    }
                    }

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                    • L Logan Apple

                      float titanic;

                      It's all better now. :laugh:

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                      SockPuppeteer
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #13

                      GOTO Jail

                      .\\axxx

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                      • M Matt U

                        byte me;

                        djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.

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                        Agent__007
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #14

                        :thumbsup: That's much more funnier than the joke! :laugh:

                        Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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                        • L Logan Apple

                          float titanic;

                          It's all better now. :laugh:

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                          Daniel Pfeffer
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #15

                          float theBismark; // sequel

                          If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            double points; :thumbsup:

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            #16

                            double gin;

                            veni bibi saltavi

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              double gin;

                              veni bibi saltavi

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                              OriginalGriff
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #17

                              Point taken;

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • L Logan Apple

                                float titanic;

                                It's all better now. :laugh:

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                                RUs123
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                                #18

                                In high school my schoolmate wrote this on a test, when we were studying pointers.

                                free (willy);

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