Programming Euphemisms
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What character flaw drives some people to create new terms to describe things which are already perfectly well described by existing - and usually simpler - terms? Will Rogers never met me.
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Agile : no spec, no documentation, no schedule, bill until the customer/project runs out of money. Sprint : Work feverishly for a week, then move the uncompleted tasks back into the queue for a future sprint. Iterate by making tasks smaller and sprints longer. Stand-up : Group therapy -- feel good about what little you got done, feel enthusiastic about what grand things you plan on getting done, hug at the end. Scrum : same as a stand-up but more sweat from unbathed coders coming off their sprint, ra-ra enthusiasm from management, and project paraphernalia on display - mugs, T-shirts mainly. Marc
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I think I've worked with that guy. Or maybe there's just a bunch of them :sigh:
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
There sure are more of them than we think. The poor guys have been used as code monkeys and stuffed full with rules and conventions. Then, when they finally invented something on their own, they are proud of their unique solution and don't waste any time on thinking about why nobody else does it quite this way. At least not until some wise guy comes along and declares the grand idea to be a code horror. Then they fall back to their old line of defense, which would be patterns, rules and conventions. If you don't break any rules, your solution can't possibly be bad.
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this. Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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Common sense ain't so common man.
Jeremy Falcon
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
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Almost as good as 'stringly typed' (when string is used as universal datatype for everything).
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this. Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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CodeWraith wrote:
What do you think happens when you try to give one of those poor guys room to think for themselves
I have just heard the exact opposite - outsourced project to Hyderabad and the PM is bitching that the "developers" can't think for themselves and need to be spoon fed every decision. She now knows the difference between a developer and a code monkey.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
"To a boy with a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail".
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:laugh: Clearly, we've both seen the same kinda databases before.
Jeremy Falcon
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Common sense ain't so common man.
Jeremy Falcon
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I would say that the programmer who did that needs some percussive maintenance (AKA a slap upside the head). :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Common sense ain't so common man.
Heard it a different way: Common sense ... the curse in disguise: Because if you have it, you're doomed to live with those that don't!
Reminds me of my MBA studies. Yes, business school is the study of common sense (in a capitalist society).
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Not only databases. It gets really sick when something like this appears in the code:
(somecontrol.text = float.Parse(x) * float.Parse(y)).ToString();
x and y are strings, of course. Th use of float.parse() can fail any time when the strings can't be parsed, no checks or a try/catch block. The text property of the control of course also serves as stringly typed storage for the calclated value. And that's only the beginning of the horrors in that ASP.Net web form.
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this. Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
That sort-of like the people who "round to 2 decimal places" by converting the number to a string, truncating the end, and converting back to a number.
Truth, James
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That sort-of like the people who "round to 2 decimal places" by converting the number to a string, truncating the end, and converting back to a number.
Truth, James
You want to tell me that this is not the way it's usually done? :omg:
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this. Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is