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  • W W Balboos GHB

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    “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

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    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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    phil o
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    There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.

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      There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.

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      W Balboos GHB
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      . . . hold that thought . . .

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      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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        There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.

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        phil.o wrote:

        exhaustively

        Is this a hint? :~ X|

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        • W W Balboos GHB

          **

          Quote:

          “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

          **

          Ravings en masse^

          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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          CodeWraith
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          Depending on the cat, the question may also be if it is allergic to you when it puts you in its mouth.

          I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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          • W W Balboos GHB

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            Quote:

            “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

            **

            Ravings en masse^

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            Must be where the expression "Cat Got Your Tongue" came from?

            I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally! JaxCoder.com

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              Must be where the expression "Cat Got Your Tongue" came from?

              I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally! JaxCoder.com

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              W Balboos GHB
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              Fur - crying out loud.

              Ravings en masse^

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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              • W W Balboos GHB

                **

                Quote:

                “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

                **

                Ravings en masse^

                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                but is it still OK to put yourself in a cats mouth?

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                • P phil o

                  There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.

                  noop()

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                  Is there something you're trying to tell us?

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                    Is there something you're trying to tell us?

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                    Is it a rethorical question?

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                      but is it still OK to put yourself in a cats mouth?

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                      W Balboos GHB
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                      Lopatir wrote:

                      put yourself in a cats mouth?

                      When I put myself in a pussy, you can be sure it doesn't have teeth . . .

                      Ravings en masse^

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      • P phil o

                        Is it a rethorical question?

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                        I think so. Because I probably don't want to know.

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                        • W W Balboos GHB

                          Lopatir wrote:

                          put yourself in a cats mouth?

                          When I put myself in a pussy, you can be sure it doesn't have teeth . . .

                          Ravings en masse^

                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                          W∴ Balboos wrote:

                          doesn't have teeth

                          That sounds... illegal. Please don't.

                          I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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                            W∴ Balboos wrote:

                            doesn't have teeth

                            That sounds... illegal. Please don't.

                            I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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                            W Balboos GHB
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                            Oh my!   I hadn't thought of that possible interpretation. Fortunately for me, I'm from neither Alabama nor Europe - and don't wallow in thoughts that readily drift into such unsavory (certainly in my opinion) possibilities.

                            Ravings en masse^

                            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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