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  • W W Balboos GHB

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    “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

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    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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    CodeWraith
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    Depending on the cat, the question may also be if it is allergic to you when it puts you in its mouth.

    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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    • W W Balboos GHB

      **

      Quote:

      “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

      **

      Ravings en masse^

      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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      Mike Hankey
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      Must be where the expression "Cat Got Your Tongue" came from?

      I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally! JaxCoder.com

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        Must be where the expression "Cat Got Your Tongue" came from?

        I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally! JaxCoder.com

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        W Balboos GHB
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        Fur - crying out loud.

        Ravings en masse^

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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        • W W Balboos GHB

          **

          Quote:

          “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

          **

          Ravings en masse^

          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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          but is it still OK to put yourself in a cats mouth?

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          • P phil o

            There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.

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            dandy72
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            Is there something you're trying to tell us?

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              Is there something you're trying to tell us?

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              phil o
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              Is it a rethorical question?

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                but is it still OK to put yourself in a cats mouth?

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                W Balboos GHB
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                Lopatir wrote:

                put yourself in a cats mouth?

                When I put myself in a pussy, you can be sure it doesn't have teeth . . .

                Ravings en masse^

                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                • P phil o

                  Is it a rethorical question?

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                  dandy72
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                  I think so. Because I probably don't want to know.

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                  • W W Balboos GHB

                    Lopatir wrote:

                    put yourself in a cats mouth?

                    When I put myself in a pussy, you can be sure it doesn't have teeth . . .

                    Ravings en masse^

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    W∴ Balboos wrote:

                    doesn't have teeth

                    That sounds... illegal. Please don't.

                    I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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                      W∴ Balboos wrote:

                      doesn't have teeth

                      That sounds... illegal. Please don't.

                      I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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                      W Balboos GHB
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                      #14

                      Oh my!   I hadn't thought of that possible interpretation. Fortunately for me, I'm from neither Alabama nor Europe - and don't wallow in thoughts that readily drift into such unsavory (certainly in my opinion) possibilities.

                      Ravings en masse^

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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