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I have my Mother's Legs

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    Edward Aymami
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    I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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      I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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      O ... Kay. Please keep taking the tablets - I think you missed this morning's dose ... :~

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        I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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        PIEBALDconsult
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        Not even Tom Lehrer would do that.

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          I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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          I'm sure there's some sort of joke in there, but it came out all so, so wrong...

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            I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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              Not even Tom Lehrer would do that.

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              trønderen
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              Not? [YouTube: Tom Leherer - I hold your hand in mine^]: The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie ..

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                Not? [YouTube: Tom Leherer - I hold your hand in mine^]: The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie ..

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                Exactly. A hand is reasonable, a leg is too much.

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                  I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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                  Edward Aymami
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                  Happy Halloween Y'all! ;P :cool:

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                    Happy Halloween Y'all! ;P :cool:

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                    Daniel Pfeffer
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                    Isn't that three weeks away? :confused:

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                      I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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                      Give them back!

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                        I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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                        I'm going to go out on a limb here, but that joke is pretty lame! :laugh:

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                          Isn't that three weeks away? :confused:

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                          Edward Aymami
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                          Yeah. But they take some time to defrost.

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                            Not? [YouTube: Tom Leherer - I hold your hand in mine^]: The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie ..

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                            One of my favorites!

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