Chris Maunder wrote: I'm officially on holidays --Happy holidays! Chris Maunder wrote: don't tell anyone I'm answering posts --No, I'll not tell to anyone. Just shift & delete(Remember no backups), then you'll enjoy. ___________________________________________________ A little help through the tips and Articles 1. Generating menu from database according to user privilege 2. Table Valued Parameters

No wheel when the joke was new... Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

Toy trains are just like breasts. They're meant to be for kids, but the dad always ends up playing with them. Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

God, these things get progressively sick. :laugh: "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

The title was enough for me to identify the joke. If I* can do that, this joke has been around from the beginning of time and reposted a million times. *I hardly knew most of the jokes posted here and cannot even recall if anything is a repost. "The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]

Very hard to answer.. You can understand. :) Please read My Last Article and suggest some better ideas. ---------Moving ahead with joy & struggle--------- --Amit

1. They were up all night doing those tiles, I'll have you know. 2. Because we all need our keyboard and mouse driven desktop computers to have a tablet UI, silly! cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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A_K_ wrote: every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up dating him Isn't that a tautology? I'm running on less than 6 hours sleep so I could be mis-reading. Or is the pert young nurse working out how old they are? Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^] -Or- A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

Maybe not. OP might have been one of the three. Peter Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012

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Wooah, Winter Olympics in Nevers? Good luck with that. For the geographically-challenged, Nevers is ~200 meters high, and best known in sports for its Formula 1 track (Nevers Magny-Cours). 'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood 'I'm French! Why do you think I've got this outrrrrageous accent?' Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Good one its help for new developer keep sharing your knowledge with cp member. it is very good platform for developer

All fixed! cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP