I want to hear your thoughts on potassium. K?

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I needle little help going from mind in the gutter with the sewers to in the sheets, did I thread this correctly so far? :doh:

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Do not jump the gun hey! It is version 3.5.11 :-\

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I went through all the links and came to the conclusion that prince might have been reported to have died... so sad.

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Reading this about bacon that is linked to cancer of the stomach gave me such a fright I have decided I am going to give up on reading for good! It is so bad I just cannot take the risk of reading horrors like this :|

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OriginalGriff wrote:

In this world, do you get rich or die frying after college?

FTFY :laugh:

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So what is it now with the death silence?

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Here[⌂]. As requested :suss:

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Johnny J. wrote:

Been there, done that, got the divorce... ;)

Was it at least hot and heavy in the thralls of passion? I do not want to put heat on the search for her x-husband, but did you burn all the evidence at least? :rolleyes:

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Although i see his article and account is still unaffected... :-)

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Johnny J. wrote:

I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa??? :doh: :laugh:

1. How do you know how hot h*** is? :doh: 2. A raincoat is not used for getting warmer, just staying dry :rolleyes:

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Johnny J. wrote:

Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! :doh:

If it is unused and unread, does it count as stealing? At least now it has comments. I am just saying.... The signs are there you know! :-\ I have no coat, can I take yours?

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FINE, let me just get my camera :omg: *Click*

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This is what happens once you try and make common sense a specific law

Brisingr Aerowing wrote:

According to Utah law, it is illegal to cause a catastrophe.

That's nothing, they also have a law as follows: "It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list." and "It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon." :sigh:

Brisingr Aerowing wrote:

It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts.

Well now that agrees with Maui County, Hawai’i – "You will be fined for assembling an atomic device." So basically you can assemble it in Utah and detonate it in Hawai'i BUT not vice versa :doh:

Brisingr Aerowing wrote:

pickle is not legally a pickle until it bounces

I guess it makes more sense to if it is a pickle or not based on that, but now you also get the following rule: "It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway." So kids, remember if you want to discharge you weapon for the highway, make either sure it is not a public highway or just ensure you are far enough from the highway to be cleared from the law if you discharge your weapon. :|

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So if you want to test the integrity of a system name your child "SET @Students = '<[db].><[schema].>Students TRUNCATE TABLE ' + OBJECT_NAME(@Students) you can short by short hand call him student :laugh: So if the school he goes to registers his name and loses all their data it will be a sign that that school is not for your child :suss:

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W∴ Balboos wrote:

Can I have a matching bar-code?

And a number for a name (at least close to 47) with a lifetime training regime to become the best Hitman in history! :suss:

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Well it is not like the sites name is "http://english.ahram.org.eg". So obviously they might make spelling mistakes. Well that or they actually meant that they need to study the strong feelings towards characters in manga, anime or video games (Moe[∙∙∙]) :laugh:

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This is not to be hissed about when you go scratching this post in the lounge hey. How about leaving Catman to get his 23 Hours sleep in and then just pay him for his services that HE wants to offer with a good batch of catnip. But beware of the God-complex when you call upon his help as he will not be moused by pleads alone :zzz:

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Step into my office then we can talk about that *Leads you into a dark damp windowless room with no lights, and as the door closes there is a distinct overwhelmed smell of blood, sweat and a whole lot of Peroxide.* :suss: Nothing to see here people, move along :suss:

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Thank you, I will then file this under the historic data folder thanks. I would get my coat but in this heat I never brought one with me. Can I borrow yours? :|

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