I have been to an iranian prison and I guarantee you that they do in fact rape the ever living butthole out of you. I have been deficating pancakes for years, because man, muslim weiners are weirdly shaped and they don't hold back on the thrusting. and by thrusting I mean cramming that thing into places you dare not dream. or do, whatever, some people like that kind of thing. at one point they had me read the koran while drilling me from behind while one of them whacked it in the corner. it was one of the worst days in prison... probably ever.

I dunno. I can think of a use for the female ones. so let's keep them around until they get wore out. but the male ones we can probably toss in the grinder with those chickens from the video. go look the video up yourself you lazy ass.

on top of every light in the house, I'm going to rent the oldest diesel generator I can find and route the electricity generated into the ground. I'm hoping that the small woodland creatures in the lot next to my house just sit there jiggling for a full hour.

Sometimes mcdonnalds puts cheese burgers on sale. I buy them by the doz. and scrape the cheese off of them into a jar. that's the only cheese I use year round. it's awesome.

Wow. the little girl in you is upset about what a pussy you've become. I often begin the day with a fifth (breakfast being the most important meal) and usually mix in a case of beer by 10 am. If you can't drink at least 50 shots and then run a marathon, I pitty you my friend. it's time to up the training regimin wouldn't you say?

Christian Graus wrote:

Look on the bright side, the only people I've ever known to find that sort of thing funny, are guys with facial blemishes and social problems, who have never spoken to a female in their lives. So, why insult him ? He's probably just overjoyed that a female knows he is alive.

Dood. you need to spend less time doing sociology research in adolescent gay bars. While those of you who enjoy the penis and its various secretions are an important part of what makes America great, not everyone who has a sense of humor is actually taking it rectally from fellows in assless chaps by the name of "Amhad the Peg". Fyi -

Rob Graham wrote:

You have very poor taste in jokes. That was not at all humorous.

You have poor taste in jokes. That was fantastically humorous. You also have poor taste in sexaulity, age, religion and probably marital status. And I heard you were ugly and unfunny. Kudos to you, sir, it's a rare fellow who combines the worst of everything into one, interweb posting package.

let me see if I'm following your argument. you're proposing that companies do not attempt to hire the best available tallent at the most competitive price, instead hiring people whose houses are near their operation at an uncompetitive rate? that should go a long way to making organizations more competitive. moron.

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

I ask you, why does 'Leftism' still exist if it is so completely and obviously untenable?

because people are stupid. see, that was easy. it's a bold man who thinks he knows better how to allocate resources than the market as a whole. and by bold I mean stupid, because he can't. but they do enjoy trying.

Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

That's what the Palestinians have been doing forever. Glad you approve. You da man.

Palestine isn't a country. It could be, but it people don't want that. They perfers endless war to civilization, and they're making that preference known daily, rocket by rocket, suicide bomber by suicide bomber.

Wow. So define for me exactly how many Jews have to die before Israel can protect herself? Hundreds aren't enough aparently. Is it 1000? Do we have to wait for that? Is it 10,000? Should we mark our calendars, estimating the average kill rate from Hamas rockets? If my country were under attack, I would respond with sufficient force to be certain that never happened again. What would you wait for?

thrakazog wrote:

As such, I proclaim myself King of the Moon.

finally... I have always wanted to rape the king of the moon, but I had no idea where to find him. tonight....... you.

Pierre Leclercq wrote:

thrakazog wrote: And that France does So much for the relevancy of your posts (WPF, France, Germany), ...

a day without thrakazog is like a day without mexicans. according to that movie, that's a pretty horrendeous day. and if prop 8 has taught us nothing else (and dare I venture that it hasn't?) it's that thrakazog is probably also gay, and that being the case, another day w/out his posts would be like even worse than the whole mexican thing. so kudos to you sir, and anti-kudos to your detractors.

Captain crunch was a captain? What does that make his berries in that case, metaphorically speaking? I think they would be sweaty balls of those he gave the option to: walk the plank for feed hungry children one crunch berry at a time. but I digress. You know who else really liked XAML? Adolph Hitler. When the furer wasn't burning jews, painting disney frames or whackin' it with a thumb in Ava's ass, he was programming wpf through xml. And you know what else? he was doing all his code behind with iron phyton. let's just say I'm glad they finally caught him in argentina and made him do guest shots on magnum pi. a fate worst than actually coding xaml. nazis.

Pierre Leclercq wrote:

Well if you think you must use XAML to use WPF, then you should go back and learn more about it. You really do not have to do that, although it is very convenient and elegant when used correctly. All the classes used in WPF are part of the dotnet framework so you can do everything manually if this is your vehicle of choice, but XAML will help keep complexity down

that's true. in fact, you can also use assembler to emit in-memory il that the framework will interperate as though it were xaml. and you can use a strap on on your girlfriend in much the same way she uses it on you. good for the goose, good for the gander. other things that you can do but shouldn't include: surrendering to the germans, voting for democrats and attempting civil discourse on teh interwebs.

Stuart Jeffery wrote:

This is basically a 'soldier or spy' question. Which means that Ninja (Spy) wins out.

this is basically a 'who can give natalie portman the high hard one' discussion. jeebis dude, read the thread.

that's all well and good, but which class would be more likely to nail natalie portman?

El Corazon wrote:

Women, historically, made the most successful and longest lived Ninjas.

that makes sense. samurai required actual training, skill and dedication beyond making me cheese sammiches while barefoot in my kitchen. ninjas on the other hand, one of their primary functions was the production of a variety of grilled sammiches, cheese beyond one of the most common, but occasionally the ruben and often the club. a lot of people think it's a coincidence that ninjas always carried a panini press in their pajamas - fact: ninjas invented the panini press.

well, given than IE has no serious competitors, I'm guessing not.

thrakazog wrote:

Thoughts?

First of all, I think you're giving a little too much credit to a bunch of guys wearing pajamas and scurying around in the bushes. those aren't the kind of people who strike fear in the hearts of men, they're more like the people I yell "get off my lawn you damn kids" at. but more importantly, you're undervaluing the coolness of the samurai outfit. have you seen the helmets? yeah, darth vader thought they were so cool that after he got his arm and legs cut off and then set on fire, he had some old guy make him one and cram it on his head. how did the women like that? two words: natalie portman. cool swords > fruity "throwing" stars. armor > pajamas natalie portman > almost everything yeah. samurai are much cooler.