Not angry - just frustrated and disappointed that the site has gotten to the point that a joke so anodyne as this one would get a slap on the wrist. Your response (here and below) made me think of why it would bother me so much and I realized that I no longer feel the desire to associate with a place that has become so obtusely "safe". I followed the rules for just shy of 23 years here and I find myself unwilling to self-censor to the level you now seem to require. That's on me so I shall just say 'adieu'. So long and thanks for all the fish. :rose: Dave

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I thought it would be a good Friday joke but I forgot to put it up. It hung around for the weekend and I resurrected it on Sunday.

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Oh FFS! It's called a joke!

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I was talking to Thomas - he doubts it was you.

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And in a puzzled voice asks “Who ordered WINE?!?!”

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Please tell us that this joke is NOT your crowning achievement!

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How much do you have to pay somebody to taste each one?!?!?🤪

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter - it’s not going to come anyways!

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It may come back. But it will be in a while!

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When Minutes count Intellisense is only Seconds away!

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You ask the most probing questions...

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If it were a wishing well I would wish that your joke could be funny.

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70% of the earth is covered in water. Almost 0% of that water is carbonated. Therefore the earth is basically flat!

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I dug my wife’s grave in my backyard by myself. She thought I was putting in a new garden bed!

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Hey!! Nun of that in the Lounge!

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Knoll’s Law: Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true, except for the rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.

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I was dealing with an online tracking system and while I was at a meeting I pointed out that the various screens that I could see were all on the map page. I asked them why and they said its the primary page. So I asked them why the login page directed me to the main Billing page and I had to click 3 times to get the their so-called main page - every single time! Room got real quiet... People can be very blind to the defects in their software.

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Sure it can be a bit of a grind but you know the drill going into it.

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Yes it was. Aren’t most of them?

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Tiny!

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