"I had better go change my combination." *walk out the room*

For a second there I thought you were talking about Windows ME again...

Well I get pretty irritated when people use word as their email editor and I get hordes of whitespace blank lines in my plain text email...

You read "...You hit Ctrl-Shift-B after completing the email instead of Ctrl+Return" as "...compiling the email..."

Strawberry-mint, man! Strawberry-mint!

If I could see the spam/abuse button, guess what I would be doing to your message right now? That's just BEGGING for it... ;-)