When I lost my finger, in preparation for the court case I had to go to see a Harley Street doctor who was to prepare a report. There were a number of, obviously 'standard', questions and one of them was "In what ways has the loss affected your life?". As the loss was fairly recent I had difficulty in coming up with much, except that I could not play my guitar (which, incidentally, was both true and untrue at the same time. I couldn't play it after the accident but then again I couldn't play it worth a damn before either.), an answer that I had prepared in anticipation. Any way he was a really nice guy so he prompted me with "Well, can you still wipe your bum and pick your nose?".
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.