I had a 9 x 4 week. Had Fridays off was great. I took two weeks of vacation one day at time, every Monday for July and August and Friday to Monday off, for the summer and I living neat the ocean. I used my vacation budget on front row concert tickets and sine short travel. Was a summer to remember

How many developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One word cloud. I have a One Drive biz account. Everything important is stored there in a logical tree structure. I make sure I have two computers that can sync the entire one drive. And every month or so I copy to an external drive then turn the drive off.

All the time. I like how many years in SQL, followed by how many years in T-SQL or how many years in C#, followed by how many years in dot net.

Make bread from the grain. Grill up the Chicken for sandwiches. Catch the fox and make a fur stole.

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is.

Damn kids!!!, get off my lawn

Age has nothing to do with it. I know a lot of younger people who don't want to learn.

No sugar or milk in either!!!!! Ruin the taste of a great tea with sugar and milk (wanted to say limey surge and milk, but might offed some peeps) and yum for a Green Tea brewed in the Sun for a day then poured over ice

"wannabe limey snob" = Canadian or Australian ????

I used the same conventions, I started with Basic and Pascal, then Delphi and VB

Under New Mismanagement!!!!

6. Run away, Any tech I recommend (or buy as a gift) from a Roomba to Kindle to Laptop. I always get the call when it fails.

Definitely YAGNI. Will definitely be asked about it in a job interview.

Yesterday

It already stopped being amusing.

That's the most ridiculous thing I ever hoyied

Just say "No". Have been in the business 30 years. A few close friends and immediate family only. Otherwise buy what ever is on sale or call my repair guy, Laptop Dave.