Steve Jobs is superhuman. He can generate reality distortion fields at will where if he tells you the sky is fuschia, deer are descended directly from T-Rex and ninja and pirates are best friends you simply believe it. His field has gotten stronger since he got that new part. Just accept that "journalists" are now swallowed up by the field and move on. No way can you beta that field. It's like Gate's money generating plan field at this point.
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.