MehGerbil wrote:

et the standard 70 virgins

You wouldn't want virgins..you'd want right dirty whores.

No your link doesn't work either! I'm blaming CP anyway have updated the OP.

Hotel made of Ice forced to fit fire alarms[^]. My Parents talk of a time when a thing called 'Common Sense' was widely used, unfortunately those times are long behind us.

Modified.

OriginalGriff wrote:

I'm hoping it was his middle finger, and that it is displayed appropriately

What where all Religious mens fingers seem to be? Up a young boys ...?

You just lost as many man points by admitting you care about boyfriend points though.

I saw a sign in a shop window today - The local Brownies group are having a cake sale this weekend down at the Church Hall.

Looking at the pupils, I'm trying to work out what Country he was in that photo was taken.

Arrested development.

You think you'll be playing poker, but in reality there's too many Jacks.

If your dog could talk you would have been arrested and signing the register by now.

Yes the Chinese or the Russians don't dispute it.

Dalek Dave wrote:

I didn't realise there were so many stupid people. Although a lot of them will be prepared to believe in a sky pixie or some other shite like that.

I totally agree. Just like the people who don't believe we landed on the Moon.