Heh. For much the same reason I took two terms of Italian at the local community college before vacationing in Rome last year. I must have looked too obviously American, however, because most didn't even give me time to stumble through a greeting in Italian before launching into English themselves. (Either that or they just pointed at various things figuring, being a big dumb American tourist, the best I'd be able to do was grunt and nod when they eventually pointed at whatever I wanted. ;P) Playing the big dumb American tourist did come in handy once, though, when we were riding the public trolleys and the ticket police descended on the car just as the doors closed. My brother and I apparently hadn't bought the right kind of tickets. One police officer tried to explain that fact to us in Italian and by gesturing wildly, but after only getting blank stares back from either of us, he finally gave up and let us continue on our way. -Jag Jag T. Cat Onca, Inc.