I am a licensed beagle. We don't know crap. We only think we do. Years ago my then-5-yr-old son asked me "Daddy, what do you do?" And I explained to him that as an attorney you go to school, then high school, then college, then three years of law school; then you take a reasonably tough exam where half of the people taking it usually don't pass (California, anyway). And then you take an identical set of facts (say a signed contract) and go argue about it with somebody else with at least as much training, trying to decide what those facts really mean, in front of a judge who's had as much or more training and generally more experience. Then after you get done and a decision is handed down, one side is usually unhappier than the other with the result, so you can file an appeal. And the cycle continues. Another caveat: the advice you get from an attorney today, even if reasonably accurate today, can change with political pressures, changing priorities (until recently, I never thought twice about bringing bottled water onto an airplane), the whimsical decision of an appellate court. And then the legislature (federal, state, even local) changes a law - and there are precious few attorneys who feel an ethical obligation to go back through their files and see what advice they've given might be impacted by the (literally thousands of) changes that come out over the course of a year. And we argue about legislative intent: what did the lawmakers really mean? And with all of the posturing today, what "I" meant when I drafted, sponsored and/or voted for a statute has a highly political component. It's just as bad on the enforcement side (I used to be a cop, too). Laws (apparently) passed to thwart terrorism have been used to charge people involved in incidents of domestic violence (with "use of terrorist threats") simply because the alleged (really "alleged" - a factually innocent person) perpetrator had gone through basic Marine Corps training. I could go on and on. Don't trust the legislators to pass wise (or good) laws. Don't trust John Law to enforce it (gun control, borders) or to use it "appropriately" (by whose definition?). Don't trust attorneys or the system to convict or acquit appropriately (the system found OJ legally not guilty, but do YOU believe he was factually innocent?). To the root question about crawlers: the common wisdom expressed by the folks posting here is probably close to the actual result you'll get in the long run. And if you get stung because some local, state or f