If you are starving to death; the last thing you need is toilet paper. Or am I missing something here.

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

A weak eyed race. Hmmm. We are better. I can tell the difference between Tilda Swinton and Mel Gibson. One of them's got a beard. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

Sometimes I worry about this country. The guy who thought who had shot two Iranians did not know that Iranians are the wrong guys in the first place. Then he got the wrong guys again. Wrong twice over. And this person worked as a radar operator in a US navy nuclear sub ??!! :omg: :omg: It's not an isolated incident, none of the hate crimes intended to target a certain ethnic group managed to get the right guy. I think there is something wrong with this country's education system. Why don't you guys read a book or something :D

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

I’ve been in this town for 26 years. I have never seen anything like this. I genuinely do not think this is a mentally healthy president. Eliot Cohen, former State Department official under George W. Bush Leaks Suggest Trump’s Own Team Is Alarmed By His Conduct[^] A bit worrying, considering he can initiate nuclear strikes. :~

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

Somebody give that man a cigar. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Have to go now. See you later. Thanks for the entertainment.

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

Your guess is as good as mine :suss:

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

Mark_Wallace wrote:

This thread's the biggest laugh I've had all week! Mind you, I set my calendar to start the week on Sunday, and I haven't been up long.

Hmmm... A joke nazi who doesn't approve of bad jokes ... :zzz:

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

OK. Chill. I deleted both the messages. I think I overreacted just as you did. Let's not start a profiling war. :)

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

Can't delete the post because other people have commented. Jeez, it was supposed to be a joke. There's something seriously wrong with some of you guys... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

I did not say it's a great movie. But I found the scene where the lady gets the two of them thrown off the plane for looking brown really hilarious. You probably don't like it because it's too close to home for comfort :-D

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

Revering a German Shepherd makes sense to me, but, I don't see why the damfool pastafarians revere pirates. they are probably Johnny Depp fans.

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

I think it's a fine post. In fact it gave me some ideas too. Solemnizing weddings is something we never thought of. I personally know some of the guys who created the Dinkoism spoof. I shall pass on this idea of petitioning a court to authorize our clergy to solemnize weddings. I would love to see the judge's face when the petition comes up for hearing. Thank you :)

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

Epic!!!

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

Why do some people here remind me characters from from "Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle" :laugh:

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

You mean it got your hackles up and now you are pissed off that it turned out to be a false alarm. :-D

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

Greetings from the state of Kerala. We have a home grown religion of our own based on a cartoon mouse. BBC World Service - BBC Trending, Lord Dinkan: The Cartoon Mouse God[^] If there are any Pastafarians here, I wish to humbly inform them that they are bunch of misguided morons. Dinkan is the only true God. Amen. P.S. I used to be a Pastafarian once, but I have seen the light now.

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

Trump is so cool. I would vote for him too if I could :cool:

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

I dedicate this post to all those who said Idiocracy is a lame movie. It isn't......... It's prophetic[^] I feel vindicated now. I would vote for him too if I could. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

It was a meeting place for about 54,000 people. : “The Atheist Republic private group has been a home to me for two years and now it's gone… Atheist Republic has successfully given voice to men and women from all over the world who risk death to be among like-minded friends. I've witnessed suicides prevented and several meetings that resulted in marriage. This was a group providing a necessary safe harbor for everyone from the LGBT community to atheists living in Pakistan, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Egypt and other countries, where atheism can potentially lead to death sentences. These people were my family and now they're just gone… Please, I want my home back,” said group member Joe Bullington.

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

Facebook Bans Popular Atheist Group, Fans and Members Rally in Support[^] If you try to report the group "Death to Israel" Facebook will tell you they found nothing wrong with that group :mad::mad::mad: Something weird going on there :suss::suss::suss:

Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche