It is one of the siblings from Thomas Was Alone.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

I know it's long after the race and the result is now posted but I actually looked at INITIAL MOVE because all chess games obviously have one but I didn't see the Spooner connection. If I'd visualised it as INITIAL move instead I'd have completed answer and solution. Another time maybe.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Welcome to my world!

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

There was a story in SA some years ago of a pup being partly swallowed by a snake. The snake was beaten and the pup, still alive, was freed. The name they gave the pup was slangkos (snake food).

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Definitely NSFW. I visited your link and was immediately confronted by an ad with a picture of Paris Hilton on it. X|

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

I shall call the cloakroom assistant for you.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

S Houghtelin wrote:

I might get the key to the executive bathroom

Until then you can continue using the slops bucket we all have to use. The Maunder-Hamster tells me when you reach 50K you have to empty it and keep it clean until the next person takes it over.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

David Milliband[^] has it in his International Rescue hideaway. Don't be fooled by the photo-shopped picture on the home page. This[^] is what he really looks like in real life.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

:doh: Edited.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

OriginalGriff wrote:

So they may have gone out with a bang...

And if he had poured brandy over his christmas pudding and set fire to it would she have gone down in flames?

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Not Wussel Brand and neither Jonathan Woss. Mebbe a wabbit told me.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

I read today that Oscar "Pistolrius" Pistorius is making a habit of being sick in court and he was given a green bucket to cotch-up in. He womited just the other day and he womited today. A couple of years ago, there was the rugby bloodgate scandal[^] and I wonder if Oscar is doing something similar? Is he eating a Big Mac before entering court; that would be enough to make you want to puke just thinking of it? Does he have a hidden emetic up his sleeve that he swallows at the right time? Is this his sickgate scandal? Meanwhile, back at the news desk...

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Probably so far off course this might be an MH370 answer: Where you will find Ashes: FIREPLACE or FIREGRATE It fits up to a point but the solution I can't see if I'm on the right course or not.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Dalek Dave wrote:

Now they are not sorry at all, but they can hardly say "Tough Sh*t, no cheese".

There are a few "greasy spoon" cafes in and around Crawley where they probably do say that.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Reminds me of a party the sales team organised for themselves many years ago in SA at a form i worked for. They had their meal and lots of booze and then came back to the office late Friday and started to work their way through the booze in our office pub. The word got around (Monday morning) that as the evening wound down and some of their team made their way home, the ones remaining phoned for some escorts to come to the company; paid for on a company credit card. The MD went ballistic (possibly because he wasn't there himself) and he threw the book at the sales manager. when the credit card statement arrived, it showed the escorts listed under the category MEAT. The sales manager was forced to refund the money.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

A solution to a problem that doesn't exist?

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

It doesn't matter which word she uses; you are still wrong.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Roger, you and me share the same problems. I don't have a HIFI anymore except that in my car where I stick a CD in and press a button to eject it. There's no ambiguity; it either works or it doesn't and if it doesn't then turning that rotary knob left or right to adjust the volume usually does the trick. I have a similar setup on my iMac at home. I stick a CD in and the blasted thing greedily accepts it. There's no button to eject it, nothing. You have to press a so-called eject key. Maybe that works in Mac OS mode but I run mine using 7. The eject key does not always work, so I have to reboot. :wtf: On the few occasions I've used the CD slot I've regretted it so I don't bother anymore. Best of luck in your mission to bring yourself into the 21st Century. You'll need it!

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

We have them presented at our monthly meeting but mostly it's support related such as which customers are in the top 10 of asking for help they're not entitled to. The results are not overly memorable but do give an interesting fly-by who the villains of the last month have been. We don't have many in the line of development so we're generally left to get on with things. I'd not be happy having to do them just to satiate the pointless demands of HR.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.