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Simon ORiordan from UK
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Apple: your software sucks -
Why I think AV software should be freeGood luck creating all that free AV software mate. You're going to have a blast.
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Time dilation exampleSorry. No time.
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Switch boolean.... (reinventing if, unnecessarily)Well I kind of assumed you knew how to write a switch.
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Switch boolean.... (reinventing if, unnecessarily)Ha! It was actually an image processing filter mask which used pointer arithmetic. I invented something I called a Summation Threshold Filter which should have been ten times quicker than a Median filter. Let's just say that this was not apparent. :laugh:
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Switch boolean.... (reinventing if, unnecessarily)In my experience Microsoft is pretty much immune to optimisation. You can reduce branching by one or two orders of magnitude and the crappy performance just doesn't budge. :zzz:
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Switch boolean.... (reinventing if, unnecessarily)The advantage of a switch is that it bails as soon as a test passes, thus reducing conditional branching. Here you could use an if else.
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Woes of single middle class male lifeWoes? You mean sex and drugs and rock and roll? When they finally cremate me I want the bloody funeral parlour to burn down.
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New LanguagesI'm always looking for new ways to immature. I find that every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man.
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They're not dead, JimWhat about a Finite Improbability Drive?
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CodeProject will go read-only at 7AM US EasternCan we watch it on TV?
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We're backThe news got sent to my junk folder. First time ever. Must be the microsoft filters getting confused about the mail server identity, thought you were being spoofed. :laugh:
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XH558 display this year - her last season of flightRubbish. The Victor flew at M0.95. Any plane that stalled under Mach 1 would never get off the ground. Also the Victor could carry 48,000 pounds of ordnance as standard, with up to 70,000 overload, and could go slightly supersonic in a shallow dive. The ex-chief aerodynamicist of Handley Page was one of my lecturers in the late 70's, so you can be sure I didn't get these facts off some stupid internet site.
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Deja VuBloody repeats!
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Well isn't that specialI'm a mental case. This fellow is a fool. For which there is no known treatment.
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There are times when I wonder what MS developers are smoking...Why? Retentive code reviews.
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McAfee VirusLinux.
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And that's a fact!This Sunday I tried to hack my soundcard; managed to get a couple more channels integrated into Pulseaudio. Not perfect yet, I'll be replacing the card with one that claims Linux as it's home, but I did a double take when sitting down with plenty of beer and I entered a new, 3-D world of music and video. :)
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You Want Aluminum Foil? What's your hat size?Hey Eddy, ever get get the feeling you're talking to narks? :laugh:
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Giraffes can be dangerousssh! It might hear you!