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  • And now for something completely different

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    David Wengier wrote: I'm not allowed to argue unless you pay. I've heard that before. Regardz Colin J Davies Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin Free Colin Davies "real Americans don't criticize their leaders - because they don't want the terrorists to win." -- Quote from Chris Losinger a real American"
  • Do Christians drink ?

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    Because I don't ever understand what Christian wrote :-O , , I would agree with you :) IMHO, ff alcohol would have been "prohibited", wine would not have been chosen as symbol so many times (Cana wedding, Last Supper). We're talking shit, 'cause life is a 'biz You know it is Everybody tryin' to get rich God damn! All I wanna do is live ! KoRn, Children of the Korn
  • Time to come out: I'm a 24-year-old female

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    Whilst I'm very flattered to be asked I'm afraid I don't yet feel presentable enough yet to upload a picture - so I'm afraid I'll have to decline the offer. :( That will change sooner or later though, and when it does I'll be quite happy for you to use it. :) Anna :rose:
  • Some more nice limericks

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    David Wulff wrote: These were written by a friend of mine, lets see if you can guess his name... It'd have to be neil, right? Just don't let him find out about the haiku craze... --------_** And we die young. Faster we run. **_ Alice in Chains, We Die Young
  • F Series

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    Mike Mullikin wrote: Ummm.... no. The sensor failed and caused the computer to make some really bad decisions on shift points and gears and toasted the transmission. Ohh. Talk about finding the problem at the wrong time :( -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman †
  • *sexuals

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    Anna :) wrote: My apologies if I've meandered around the subject a bit! I do that all the time also. I believe also TS issues have become confused in the Gay Rights Movement, and possibly some issues have been Hijacked. Gay/Lesbian is only an attraction to the same sex. TS can be a variety of factors, chromosonal/gentiliia/psychology. etc. Whilst there might be common ground, the core issues are different. Some Gays even think Bisexuals are perverts, (another issue entirely) Anna :) wrote: Very reasonable, but hard to accept for most people around them I suspect. School could be really unpleasant for a child with a visible intersex condion. I agree, but it would be better that these kids wern't schooled than mutilated. Best wishes. Regardz Colin J Davies Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin Free Colin Davies "real Americans don't criticize their leaders - because they don't want the terrorists to win." -- Quote from Chris Losinger a real American"
  • Oh for an unstable OS......

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    Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: I wish OSs would go back to the crash prone days when reinstallations and fdisking were a regular part of a programmer’s life Alas it has been at least 4 months since I have had to do any partitioning, I am getting a little stir crazy :) -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman †
  • Who decides

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    Unsure wrote: offensive - the offender or the offended? Usually we find that the offender is almost always unaware of what he just did. The offended is the first to know :-) Unsure wrote: insulting - the insulted or the insulter? Both at the same time :-) Nish The rumours that I am an AI bot are absolutely false. These rumours have been propogated by *them* to focus all the attention on to me, while *their* bots take over the planet. Thank y%%%% Divide by zero. Cannot proceed. Abort(y/y)?
  • Hippo Juice

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    How about this one?
  • JOTD

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    I can only type what the noise I just made: ha ha ha v. good:laugh: ____________________ David Wulff There was a young man called Dave, Who dug up a prositutes grave, She was mouldy as shìt, And missing a tit, But look at the money he saved. Dave's Code Project Screensaver and Wallpaper page.
  • GOTD

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    :omg: It must be the handsome brush she met in the toilet;)
  • Nads?

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    MY brother got some 'Nads'(for chest hair) from a female friend that saw the infomercial and ordered them. It tore his chest up. Not only does it hurt like fire to pull it off (yes I tired it too), but you end up with red bumps everywhere. Since you say you are a swimmer I am assuming you mean using 'down under'. I would not recommend that.:(( Just the thought :(( Joshua Guy Sonork ID: 100.9944 ICQ: 519642 Hotmail: JoshuaJGuy@hotmail.com
  • Well dont I have lovely friends

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    This one's bad, but don't you dare label me as a racist. It just wouldn't work any other way: There once was a hooker named Betty Who claimed that she'd always be ready Then one afternoon She got fucked by a coon And he turned her cunt to spaghetti "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio.
  • Aarrgh! Can't belive it!

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    I often use the Insert New class , it takes care of creating the .h and .cpp and generates a nice empty class with just the constructor and destructor. Saves a lot of typing time. Michael :-)
  • Cool Online Radio Station ( Warning Adult)

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    I vividly remember seeing pr0n when I was 15 or so, and this chick says ( in an absolute monotone ) 'I love the way you do that', an obviously reheared line spoken with no feeling. I turned the volume off after that, it was spoiling the illusion. Christian The tragedy of cyberspace - that so much can travel so far, and yet mean so little. "But there isn't a whole lot out there that pisses me off more than someone leaving my code looking like they leaned on the keyboard and prayed that it would compile. - Jamie Hale, 17/4/2002
  • Customer profiling

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    Roger Wright wrote: Where can I find that dwarf porn site? You haven't been sent spam for it yet ? Regardz Colin J Davies Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin Free Colin Davies "real Americans don't criticize their leaders - because they don't want the terrorists to win." -- Quote from Chris Losinger a real American"
  • Bad movies....

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    Michael Dunn wrote: OH MY GAWD "From Dusk 'Till Dawn" was horrible You´re not the first one to tell me that... in fact its the opinion of almost everyone. :) :) But I still like it :-D :-D Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 Trank :jig: I´ll take your brain to another dimension, :jig: I´ll take your brain to another dimension, :jig: I´ll take your brain to another dimension... Pay close attention... :jig:
  • .NET wallpaper!!!

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    There's a couple in this Visual Style for Windows XP. Extract wherever, then open up the VSdotNET\Wallpaper directory to get the two wallpapers out. James Simplicity Rules!
  • The ABCs of UNIX

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    awk - use PERL instead... biff - notify incoming mail. cc - C compiler. Use gcc... dd - copies one file to another. The nice thing is that there are tons of switches to perform converting (block size, concatenating, ASCII/EBCDIC, case, padding) emacs - editor and psychoanalyst :) fsck - file system check grep - pattern searching halt - syncs filesystem, stop processor indent - C prettyprinter join - have no idea.. database? kill - kills process. Use kill -9 for more power lex - if you want to build a compiler more - newer than less nice - what it sounds like. Putting processes at lower priority od - octal, char or hex dump of files passwd - changing password, obvoiusly quota - user disk quota ranlib - have no idea.. spell - spellcheck true - true. uniq - delete all duplicate lines in a flie. vi - editor. It is really quite easy to quit, :wq or ZZ, unless you have forgotten if you are in command mode or edit mode whoami - for forgetful users X - not used by real linux hackers zcat - uses Lempel-Ziv. No W to feed Unisys... /moliate
  • Why is this man out on the street?

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: "There is a fine line between lunacy and genius; it is my goal in life to keep them guessing just where the line lies..." -- Unknown