The Soapbox

Precisely because it's a soapbox.

Here is how I heard it: Mickey Mouse goes to a lawyer to get a divorce. The lawyer asks "Now let me get this straight, you want a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy?" Mickey answers "No, I said she was f***ing Goofy!"

My god that's awful! +5

Good Catch! :rolleyes: Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

A_K_ wrote: every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up dating him Isn't that a tautology? I'm running on less than 6 hours sleep so I could be mis-reading. Or is the pert young nurse working out how old they are? Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^] -Or- A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

I don't think anybody can be that desperate... ;P I don't drink water - fish fuck in it! Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

I don't know how many read this topic but those who rated the post where 50/50. I guess that's typical, so we as programmers are no more or less ethical than any other industry. "You get that on the big jobs."

Reminds me of this one: The guy calls his boss "I won't be in today, I'm sick". The boss "how sick are you?" The guy "I'm screwing my sister, how sick is that?"

:thumbsup: Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

It's not necessary that joke must have been posted with exact word. Instead I searched for "Hotel and you could have that". The key words will be same in all the jokes posted but the character and places can be different. Regards, Hiren. -"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference".

You missed filling an empty mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and just gobble it in public, spoonful by spoonful. No dogs or cats are in the classroom. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

Dalek Dave wrote: There are too many people... Pretty sure that any number of problems are caused by that.

Made me grin - better than most of the jokes we get here! Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

FYI: It wasn't me that downvoted you. Unfairly so too in my opinion, so I'll upvote you just for that... :laugh: Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

I knew his mother ;P

Maybe not. OP might have been one of the three. Peter Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012