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  • Teach your children well

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    I'm using Chrome and I don't see the '∴' character in your signature. Although I recall seeing it before. If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun
  • BJOTD

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    Hmm: methinks you might be taking it a little too seriously! :-) "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
  • I ain't touchin' it..!!!

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    God, these things get progressively sick. :laugh: "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
  • Queers on a plane...

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    Yuck, but funny. :laugh: "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
  • Kid with no arms...

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  • that's not a Porch..!!!!

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    The title was enough for me to identify the joke. If I* can do that, this joke has been around from the beginning of time and reposted a million times. *I hardly knew most of the jokes posted here and cannot even recall if anything is a repost. "The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]
  • Penis study

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    Now I can't get that picture out of my head ;)
  • MQOTD

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    Finally one I know the movie name but have no idea of the wife. By the way, shame on you for posting in the wrong forum. You must be getting old. :)
  • I am Not Allowed on Merseyside Again

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    Shall I do the Scouser in a Suit joke? okay: What do you call a scouser in a suit? The defendent More? What do you call a scouser in a four bedroom detached house? A burgler Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
  • This is really bad - Do not read if you are easily offended.

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    That ones like a Princess Di joke... Dead as a Dodi....
  • How Deaf

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  • I want a new law

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    djj55 wrote: I have no illusion that this would even be a possibility. Myself I believe it is possible. djj55 wrote: ...and people second guessing what was meant. Not sure how that was meant but I suspect that the framers of the constitution gave little thought to what the constitution meant in terms of something like pornography on the internet. And many other things as well. So no possibility of "second guessing" since it wasn't considered in the first place.
  • Chili Cook-Off

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    Ultimate,I was in office so I was not able to laugh otherwise I would have been on the floor. :laugh: Sastry
  • Bad, bad, bad joke...

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  • This one's pretty bad...

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    Yes, it seem legit to me :)
  • The Proud Father

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    Aua! At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
  • Blond joke of the day

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    So you are basically saying that god didn't "invent" blondes? But who else was it then? :-D
  • Balls

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  • Coming or going

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  • Classic old joke...

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