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  • M Monty2

    ThatsAlok wrote:

    How to see Computer as your GF ?

    Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


    **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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    ThatsAlok
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    Monty2 wrote:

    Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D

    Yeap Virtual GF :) .. remember Sixth Day(Arnold Movie)

    "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

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    • S Smith

      So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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      Latest model with all the bells and whistles...

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      • S Smith

        So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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        gri
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        :-> thats right So long and thanks for the fish!

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        • G gri

          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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          hairy_hats
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          gri wrote:

          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend?

          Don't! Think of her, and be glad. :-D

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          • C Christian Graus

            1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++

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            Weiye Chen
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            Christian Graus wrote:

            3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work

            Kid sister alert! Kid sister alert!

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            • G gri

              ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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              Paul Watson
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              Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you

              Shog9 wrote:

              eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.

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                Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you

                Shog9 wrote:

                eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.

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                jhaga
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                Paul Watson wrote:

                Try working three feet from her

                Fiona? It would be glorious to see mankind at leisure for once. It is nothing but work, work, work. I cannot easily buy a blank-book to write thoughts in; they are commonly ruled for dollars and cents. A[man], seeing me making a minute in the fields, took it for granted that I was calculating my wages. — business! - I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself, than this incessant business. Henry David Thoreau

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                • G gri

                  ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                  Andrew Torrance
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                  Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours . Unless you are niave enough to think that they really do it to enjoy the food ?

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                  • A Andrew Torrance

                    Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours . Unless you are niave enough to think that they really do it to enjoy the food ?

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                    hairy_hats
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                    Andrew Torrance wrote:

                    Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours .

                    A long lunch gives you time for a grub screw.

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                    • G gri

                      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                      Sarath C
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                      The problem is "Virtualization" when u see a monitor u r seeing her face. when u touch the keyboard u get a feel of touching her when u press mouse button... u r feeling "something" other... that is the basic problem. try to see what exactly there in the monitor :) believe that u r pressing mouse and keyboard. SaRath.
                      "Don't Do Different things... Do Things Differently..." Understanding State Pattern in C++

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                      • G gri

                        ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                        Talk to Link2006 - he obsesses like this too.

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                          Latest model with all the bells and whistles...

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                          Smith
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                          Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                          Latest model with all the bells and whistles...

                          + horns :laugh: :-D

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                          • P peterchen

                            They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


                            Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
                            Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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                            Jeremy Falcon
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                            peterchen wrote:

                            They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!

                            LOL! So true, so true. Jeremy Falcon

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                            • C charlieg

                              sure does! :) Seriously, though - don't keep the hammer near the picture of Miss Alba, you're liable to get the picture hammered, the monitor hammered and your head hammered.... :) Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW.

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                              skornel
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                              I like your son's chice of PDA. My boy uses a Ma Deuce.

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                                I like your son's chice of PDA. My boy uses a Ma Deuce.

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                                charlieg
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                                Ahaaa... someone else that knows the terminology. When he *really* wants to emphasize his desires, he'll use the 50, but for close in work, he loves his SAW. He's used the 30cal as well, but the SAW is his.... Spoke to him today - he's hunting bad guys in Afghanistan - and eating rattlesnake... Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW.

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                                • H hairy_hats

                                  Andrew Torrance wrote:

                                  Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours .

                                  A long lunch gives you time for a grub screw.

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                                  charlieg
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                                  :confused: Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW.

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    Talk to Link2006 - he obsesses like this too.

                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                    charlieg
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                                    y'all are a complete hoot!:laugh: Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW.

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                                    • Steve EcholsS Steve Echols

                                      Marriage usually does the trick! :laugh::laugh:


                                      - S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!

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                                      El Corazon
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                                      Steve Echols wrote:

                                      Marriage usually does the trick!

                                      hmmmm... I am not sure making both people miserable for a very long time is necessarily a good idea.... ;) you realize that marriage is listed as inhumane torture.... ;P (I have to keep up my reputation as the local hermit... :rolleyes: ) _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                      • H hairy_hats

                                        Andrew Torrance wrote:

                                        Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours .

                                        A long lunch gives you time for a grub screw.

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                                        El Corazon
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                                        viaduct wrote:

                                        A long lunch gives you time for a grub screw.

                                        you provided a link and someone still didn't get it? I guess I hang out with too many engineers... :laugh: _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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