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  • R Ryan Binns

    Errr... think of the money? :rolleyes:

    Ryan

    "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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    James Brown
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    but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
    http://www.catch22.net

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      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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      peterchen
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      They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


      Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
      Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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      • E Eytukan

        Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->


        --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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        a_v_varun
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        Just think ( nice things ) about her and continue working..that'll solve both problems...

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          They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


          Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
          Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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          a_v_varun
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          do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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            ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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            shadrach_india
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            Ask her to apply yr company :)

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            • J James Brown

              but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
              http://www.catch22.net

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              ThatsAlok
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              James Brown wrote:

              but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...

              right :)

              "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

              cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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              • T ThatsAlok

                gri wrote:

                Ahh, give me some tips ;)

                Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

                "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                Monty2
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                ThatsAlok wrote:

                How to see Computer as your GF ?

                Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


                **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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                • E Eytukan

                  If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.


                  --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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                  ThatsAlok
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                  VuNic wrote:

                  If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.

                  really :)

                  "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                  cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                  • A a_v_varun

                    do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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                    ThatsAlok
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                    a_v_varun wrote:

                    o they inspire us to do gr8 things?

                    Some does and Some not... learnt from my friends EXP!

                    "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                    cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                    • G gri

                      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                      Smith
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                      So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                      • G gri

                        ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                        luis_pt
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                        ...in Portugal we have futebol (Soccer). We can work and listen to the radio...:rolleyes: Luis_pt

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                          ThatsAlok wrote:

                          How to see Computer as your GF ?

                          Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


                          **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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                          ThatsAlok
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                          Monty2 wrote:

                          Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D

                          Yeap Virtual GF :) .. remember Sixth Day(Arnold Movie)

                          "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                          cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                            So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                            Latest model with all the bells and whistles...

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                            • S Smith

                              So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                              gri
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                              :-> thats right So long and thanks for the fish!

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                              • G gri

                                ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                hairy_hats
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                                gri wrote:

                                ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend?

                                Don't! Think of her, and be glad. :-D

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                                • C Christian Graus

                                  1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++

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                                  Weiye Chen
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                                  Christian Graus wrote:

                                  3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work

                                  Kid sister alert! Kid sister alert!

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                                  • G gri

                                    ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                    Paul Watson
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                                    Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you

                                    Shog9 wrote:

                                    eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.

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                                    • G gri

                                      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                      Andrew Torrance
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                                      Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours . Unless you are niave enough to think that they really do it to enjoy the food ?

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                                        Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you

                                        Shog9 wrote:

                                        eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.

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                                        jhaga
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                                        Paul Watson wrote:

                                        Try working three feet from her

                                        Fiona? It would be glorious to see mankind at leisure for once. It is nothing but work, work, work. I cannot easily buy a blank-book to write thoughts in; they are commonly ruled for dollars and cents. A[man], seeing me making a minute in the fields, took it for granted that I was calculating my wages. — business! - I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself, than this incessant business. Henry David Thoreau

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                                        • A Andrew Torrance

                                          Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours . Unless you are niave enough to think that they really do it to enjoy the food ?

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                                          hairy_hats
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                                          Andrew Torrance wrote:

                                          Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours .

                                          A long lunch gives you time for a grub screw.

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