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  • G gri

    ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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    Ryan Binns
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    Errr... think of the money? :rolleyes:

    Ryan

    "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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    • G gri

      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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      Christian Graus
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      1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++

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      • G gri

        ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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        toby peter
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        give it three months - that should solve the problem :zzz:

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          1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++

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          Dario Solera
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          Christian Graus wrote:

          5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead.

          I think these ones are the most effective! :-D ______________________________________ Tozzi is right: Gaia is getting rid of us. My Blog [ITA] and the ScrewTurn Software experiment

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          • G gri

            ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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            Steve Echols
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            Marriage usually does the trick! :laugh::laugh:


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            • Steve EcholsS Steve Echols

              Marriage usually does the trick! :laugh::laugh:


              - S 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!

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              charlieg
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              sure does! :) Seriously, though - don't keep the hammer near the picture of Miss Alba, you're liable to get the picture hammered, the monitor hammered and your head hammered.... :) Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW.

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              • G gri

                ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                gri wrote:

                Ahh, give me some tips ;)

                Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

                "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                  gri wrote:

                  Ahh, give me some tips ;)

                  Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

                  "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                  cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                  Eytukan
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                  If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.


                  --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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                  • G gri

                    ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                    Eytukan
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                    Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->


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                    • R Ryan Binns

                      Errr... think of the money? :rolleyes:

                      Ryan

                      "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                      James Brown
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                      but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
                      http://www.catch22.net

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                      • G gri

                        ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                        peterchen
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                        They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


                        Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
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                          Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->


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                          Just think ( nice things ) about her and continue working..that'll solve both problems...

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                            They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


                            Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
                            Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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                            a_v_varun
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                            do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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                            • G gri

                              ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                              shadrach_india
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                              Ask her to apply yr company :)

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                                but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
                                http://www.catch22.net

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                                James Brown wrote:

                                but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...

                                right :)

                                "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                                cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                                  gri wrote:

                                  Ahh, give me some tips ;)

                                  Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

                                  "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                                  cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                                  Monty2
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                                  ThatsAlok wrote:

                                  How to see Computer as your GF ?

                                  Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


                                  **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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                                    If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.


                                    --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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                                    VuNic wrote:

                                    If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.

                                    really :)

                                    "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                                    cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                                      do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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                                      ThatsAlok
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                                      a_v_varun wrote:

                                      o they inspire us to do gr8 things?

                                      Some does and Some not... learnt from my friends EXP!

                                      "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                                      cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                                      • G gri

                                        ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                        Smith
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                                        So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                                        • G gri

                                          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                          luis_pt
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                                          ...in Portugal we have futebol (Soccer). We can work and listen to the radio...:rolleyes: Luis_pt

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