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  • T ThatsAlok

    gri wrote:

    Ahh, give me some tips ;)

    Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

    "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

    cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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    Eytukan
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    If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.


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    • G gri

      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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      Eytukan
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      Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->


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      • R Ryan Binns

        Errr... think of the money? :rolleyes:

        Ryan

        "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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        James Brown
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        but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
        http://www.catch22.net

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        • G gri

          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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          peterchen
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          They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


          Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
          Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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          • E Eytukan

            Just have this (false)idea that your GF will only choose someone who (work)programs better.:->


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            a_v_varun
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            Just think ( nice things ) about her and continue working..that'll solve both problems...

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            • P peterchen

              They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


              Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
              Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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              a_v_varun
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              do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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              • G gri

                ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                shadrach_india
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                Ask her to apply yr company :)

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                • J James Brown

                  but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
                  http://www.catch22.net

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                  ThatsAlok
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                  James Brown wrote:

                  but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...

                  right :)

                  "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                  cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                  • T ThatsAlok

                    gri wrote:

                    Ahh, give me some tips ;)

                    Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

                    "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                    cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                    Monty2
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                    ThatsAlok wrote:

                    How to see Computer as your GF ?

                    Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


                    **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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                    • E Eytukan

                      If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.


                      --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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                      ThatsAlok
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                      VuNic wrote:

                      If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.

                      really :)

                      "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                      cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                      • A a_v_varun

                        do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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                        ThatsAlok
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                        a_v_varun wrote:

                        o they inspire us to do gr8 things?

                        Some does and Some not... learnt from my friends EXP!

                        "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                        cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                        • G gri

                          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                          Smith
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                          So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                          • G gri

                            ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                            luis_pt
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                            ...in Portugal we have futebol (Soccer). We can work and listen to the radio...:rolleyes: Luis_pt

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                            • M Monty2

                              ThatsAlok wrote:

                              How to see Computer as your GF ?

                              Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


                              **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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                              ThatsAlok
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                              Monty2 wrote:

                              Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D

                              Yeap Virtual GF :) .. remember Sixth Day(Arnold Movie)

                              "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                              cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                              • S Smith

                                So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                Latest model with all the bells and whistles...

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                                • S Smith

                                  So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                                  gri
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                                  :-> thats right So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                  • G gri

                                    ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                    hairy_hats
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                                    gri wrote:

                                    ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend?

                                    Don't! Think of her, and be glad. :-D

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                                    • C Christian Graus

                                      1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++

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                                      Weiye Chen
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                                      Christian Graus wrote:

                                      3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work

                                      Kid sister alert! Kid sister alert!

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                                      • G gri

                                        ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                        Paul Watson
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                                        Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you

                                        Shog9 wrote:

                                        eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.

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                                        • G gri

                                          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                          Andrew Torrance
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                                          Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours . Unless you are niave enough to think that they really do it to enjoy the food ?

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