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  • J James Brown

    but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...
    http://www.catch22.net

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    ThatsAlok
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    James Brown wrote:

    but that'll only make you think of the g/f spending it all...

    right :)

    "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

    cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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      gri wrote:

      Ahh, give me some tips ;)

      Tip needed :-  How to see Computer as  your GF ?

      "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

      cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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      ThatsAlok wrote:

      How to see Computer as your GF ?

      Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


      **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
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      • E Eytukan

        If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.


        --[V]-- [My Current Status]

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        VuNic wrote:

        If your computer always runs smoothly , you will find it really hard to compare it as your GF.

        really :)

        "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

        cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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        • A a_v_varun

          do they inspire us to do gr8 things?

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          a_v_varun wrote:

          o they inspire us to do gr8 things?

          Some does and Some not... learnt from my friends EXP!

          "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

          cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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          • G gri

            ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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            Smith
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            So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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            • G gri

              ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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              luis_pt
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              ...in Portugal we have futebol (Soccer). We can work and listen to the radio...:rolleyes: Luis_pt

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                ThatsAlok wrote:

                How to see Computer as your GF ?

                Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D


                **You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
                **

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                Monty2 wrote:

                Brings a whole new meaning to the term Software :-D

                Yeap Virtual GF :) .. remember Sixth Day(Arnold Movie)

                "Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

                cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV Support CRY- Child Relief and You

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                • S Smith

                  So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                  Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                  Latest model with all the bells and whistles...

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                  • S Smith

                    So you got a *new* girl friend? :^) :-D

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                    gri
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                    :-> thats right So long and thanks for the fish!

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                    • G gri

                      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                      gri wrote:

                      ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend?

                      Don't! Think of her, and be glad. :-D

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        1 - have a fight with her 2 - break up with her 3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work 4 - drink 5 - hit your head with a hammer 6 - put Jessica Alba on your desktop, so you think of her instead. Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++

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                        Weiye Chen
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                        Christian Graus wrote:

                        3 - have *ahem* fun with her before going to work

                        Kid sister alert! Kid sister alert!

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                        • G gri

                          ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                          Paul Watson
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                          Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you

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                          eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.

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                          • G gri

                            ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                            Andrew Torrance
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                            Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours . Unless you are niave enough to think that they really do it to enjoy the food ?

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                              Try working three feet from her... Very distracting. regards, Paul Watson Ireland FeedHenry needs you

                              Shog9 wrote:

                              eh, stop bugging me about it, give it a couple of days, see what happens.

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                              Paul Watson wrote:

                              Try working three feet from her

                              Fiona? It would be glorious to see mankind at leisure for once. It is nothing but work, work, work. I cannot easily buy a blank-book to write thoughts in; they are commonly ruled for dollars and cents. A[man], seeing me making a minute in the fields, took it for granted that I was calculating my wages. — business! - I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself, than this incessant business. Henry David Thoreau

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                              • A Andrew Torrance

                                Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours . Unless you are niave enough to think that they really do it to enjoy the food ?

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                                Andrew Torrance wrote:

                                Arrange for you both to have two hour lunch breaks like our French neighbours .

                                A long lunch gives you time for a grub screw.

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                                • G gri

                                  ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                  Sarath C
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                                  The problem is "Virtualization" when u see a monitor u r seeing her face. when u touch the keyboard u get a feel of touching her when u press mouse button... u r feeling "something" other... that is the basic problem. try to see what exactly there in the monitor :) believe that u r pressing mouse and keyboard. SaRath.
                                  "Don't Do Different things... Do Things Differently..." Understanding State Pattern in C++

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                                  • G gri

                                    ... how can you work when you only think of your girlfriend? :-D Ahh, give me some tips ;) So long and thanks for the fish!

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                                    realJSOP
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                                    Talk to Link2006 - he obsesses like this too.

                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                      Latest model with all the bells and whistles...

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                                      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                                      Latest model with all the bells and whistles...

                                      + horns :laugh: :-D

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                                      • P peterchen

                                        They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!


                                        Some of us walk the memory lane, others plummet into a rabbit hole
                                        Tree in C# || Fold With Us! || sighist

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                                        Jeremy Falcon
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                                        peterchen wrote:

                                        They inspire us to do great things, and keep us from doing them!

                                        LOL! So true, so true. Jeremy Falcon

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                                        • C charlieg

                                          sure does! :) Seriously, though - don't keep the hammer near the picture of Miss Alba, you're liable to get the picture hammered, the monitor hammered and your head hammered.... :) Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW.

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                                          skornel
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                                          I like your son's chice of PDA. My boy uses a Ma Deuce.

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